dickwhistle

A person who is perfectly suited to use a penis as a whistle. See cockmunch, cockjockey, cockass, cocksmoke, etc.

"Man, Marlins fans are real dickwhistles!"

dickwhistle by Sam Sosa October 8, 2003

Dickwhistle

Noun. A person whose intelligence is so sub-par they would take everything at a literal meaning. For instance, they would actually try to blow while giving a blow job. These are the people that believe, and share, everything they read online.

If that dickwhistle bothered to research, he would see that article is satire.

Dickwhistle by K.R. Omen May 24, 2016

Dickwhistle

An instance in which someone cockfarts just right through a vacant Prince Albert piercing.

"Did you hear that? It sounded like a dickwhistle. Somebody must have lost their PA."

Dickwhistle by Chaos Sue October 25, 2012

Little Dickwhistle 

The most obvious thing you call your 10 year old son after 4 bottles of wine on New Years Eve

Get over here you little dickwhistle or your going back up where you came from...my va-jay-jay!!!

Little Dickwhistle by Sunshine saves lives December 31, 2018

Dickwhittery 

The whit of dicks; pure and utter nonsense from a complete asshole; something so stupid it is both nonsensical and dickish in nature; see asshattery

Richard wants us all to come in 3 hours early at work so we can make sure the automatic lights come on but he's going to sleep in; that's pure dickwhittery!

Dickwhittery by TheoldBeardman November 19, 2020

Dick whistle 

Slang for an insult which indicates said person has a paper thin penis, causing a sharp whistling noise as they walk by.

That sounded terrible, austin needs to tune that dick whistle to a b flat

Dick whistle by Faggalicious 2 January 20, 2011

dirtwhistle 

your stinkhole. the gaping hole whence one emanates gas. uranus.

4 beef and bean burritos and a quart of chocomilk really makes my dirtwhistle sing.

dirtwhistle by newt January 3, 2004