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the smacking or stiking with an erect or semi-erect penis, usually of a woman's face or ass

I like to dickwhip her bare ass as she brushes her teeth in the morning.

dickwhip by Big Steve September 4, 2003

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dickwhip

A male who slaps another male with an erect or semi-erect dick

Alonzo dickwhips Andrew every day

dickwhip by DrPhil October 17, 2003

Dickwhip

To whip someone with a limp dick. Whipping must be administered on wither the ass cheek or the face.

"Call me a pussy one more time! I'm gonna dickwhip you!"

Dickwhip by Teddy "Bear" Topper January 19, 2009

dickwipe

someone who is so useless that all they are capable of is wiping dicks, or a worthless asshole

That guy sure is a fucking dickwipe.
Who hired that dickwipe?

dickwipe by TRAPPERDOG January 14, 2004

dickship

Slang for a wang or penis. Used most commonly by someone who is awaiting the immediate sexual use or opportunity to show off one's wang.

"Hey baby, do you want to see my dickship?"

"Dude, you haven't seen a fighting vessel until you've witnessed my dickship."

dickship by Vianegativa85 March 10, 2009

Dickwhiz

A person who is extremely smart, but is a total dick-head and jackass at the same time. So, basically every suck-up, brainy, ego-head out there.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE......

That dude over there is a total Dickwhiz!
I may be stupid, but you're a Dickwhiz!
Dickwhiz Dickwhiz Dickwhiz!!! They're every where!!! It's a Dickwhizabonanza!!!!!

Dickwhiz by DS co. February 19, 2011

Dickwhittery

The whit of dicks; pure and utter nonsense from a complete asshole; something so stupid it is both nonsensical and dickish in nature; see asshattery

Richard wants us all to come in 3 hours early at work so we can make sure the automatic lights come on but he's going to sleep in; that's pure dickwhittery!

Dickwhittery by TheoldBeardman November 19, 2020

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026