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Dickwizard 

One who has (or is believed to have) mystical properties to their genitalia. Most often associated with men and/or transvestites. Homosexuals can often be referred to as such by their own kind or in condescending terms by heterosexuals.
That flaming Queen is a real Dickwizard.

dick wizard 

1. Referring to a man with very small and childlike genitalia. The term was coined to describe a pledge at a fraternity at a Pittsburgh area university. DG

2. A wizard that sucks dick.
"Don't be such a dick wizard!"

Where is dick-WIZAAAARD?!"

syn: baby dick, little meat, ginny, floor 5 little cock, wizard
ant: fat cock, adult meat, big guy, jon bass, da league
dick wizard by pizza delivery boy November 11, 2010

dickward 

a hospital ward where men with phsycotic wives go when they have their penis's bitten off burnt snapped or broken
oh look ur willy is hangin off we will have to take u to the dickward
dickward by Foxhall May 13, 2005

Diwizardsailbox 

A word in scrabble which gives infinite points
Diwizardsailbox Put it on triple word score and get infinite points
Diwizardsailbox by Tim K big gay September 17, 2009

dicklizzard 

A male or female who is hyper sexually promiscuous, swith a fetish for for sucking D#@k (giving head)
Steve .. dude I saw your X girlfriend at a party in Saturday sucking off every guy that would let her ..

Luke ... Yer dude fuck her ... fucking dicklizzard cunt
dicklizzard by Stomp box January 6, 2021

dickward 

to be a dick
someone who fucked your mom aka me
i cumt believe you've done this, you dickward
dickward by ifuckedurmom69 February 19, 2017
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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