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Dicktism 

When a women is fucked so good, she sees the world in a new light.
After Jenny's Dicktism she never saw the world the same again. Jenny was now on the hunt for the mandingo that could instill upon her the spirit of the dick in the form of a good romp in the hay.
Dicktism by twisterdude1009 May 28, 2017
Words you can keep
People who like the character Dick grayson and has autism
I have dicktism
Dicktism by Batsy_thedarkknight December 1, 2025
When someone acts like a dick, and when wronged, likes to play like they are the victim. A victim who is a dick. You dont really feel sorry for the dicktim....if they werent a dick you might though.
Steve was being being a dick today and I called him out on it...now he's walking around acting like he's all offended that I called him out, and that I should apologize....what a dicktim.
Dicktim by Ninjafart May 1, 2013
The distinctive practice of being or acting like a dick.
He's got a slight touch of dickism in him.

Never in the history of dickism....

Dickism is unnecessary!
Dickism by J Farrar January 1, 2012

Selective Dickism 

When someone is only a dick to certain people
Logan: Brad why does it seem like you're only a dick to me

Brad: Sorry Logan, I have Selective Dickism
Selective Dickism by Roadhouse2769 October 1, 2016
Word of the Day on October 2, 2016

Dicktimized 

Usually when a woman, or person is so addicted to the Dick, that he/she is hypnotized by it. He/She is blinded of all other qualities of that man, who is actually a dick himself. In essence she has been hypnotized by the dick, and therefore she has been dicktimized.
I know he's such a jerk, but I love him. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's so nice. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

I know he cheated on me, but he is so sweet and he has money. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

I know he fucked my mother, but he is a loyal man. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.
Dicktimized by cubedspace3 January 15, 2010

dicktime 

When We saw that girls ass spilling out of her trousers, the guys all screamed “dicktime!”
When my boy Rupi said we were getting Brazilians I straight up said dicktime.
dicktime by GerthPaul January 8, 2020
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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