dicktime 

An exclamation of excitement or suprise.

When We saw that girls ass spilling out of her trousers, the guys all screamed “dicktime!”
When my boy Rupi said we were getting Brazilians I straight up said dicktime.

dicktime by GerthPaul January 8, 2020

dicktime 

a group guys hanging out talking about pussy and blowing shit up and starting fires and doing things that make no sense but a safe place to talk shit out our girlfriends and girls problems and give advice and after continue fucing shit up and hacking the world

hurry man bone out its dicktime!!!

dicktime by polevault10ft April 24, 2011

Dicktim 

When someone acts like a dick, and when wronged, likes to play like they are the victim. A victim who is a dick. You dont really feel sorry for the dicktim....if they werent a dick you might though.

Steve was being being a dick today and I called him out on it...now he's walking around acting like he's all offended that I called him out, and that I should apologize....what a dicktim.

Dicktim by Ninjafart May 1, 2013

Dicktimized 

Usually when a woman, or person is so addicted to the Dick, that he/she is hypnotized by it. He/She is blinded of all other qualities of that man, who is actually a dick himself. In essence she has been hypnotized by the dick, and therefore she has been dicktimized.

I know he's such a jerk, but I love him. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's so nice. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

I know he cheated on me, but he is so sweet and he has money. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

I know he fucked my mother, but he is a loyal man. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

Dicktimized by cubedspace3 January 15, 2010

dicktired 

Complete exhaustion of body, mind, and spirit after a long session of strenuous sex.

Gib wanted to go chase some hoes but I was dicktired after 15 hours with that Asian girl. I couldn’t even think about getting out of bed.

dicktired by Dickmythology December 6, 2019

Dicktised 

The use of graffiti to deface an object with pictures of penises. usually multiple pictures of various shapes and sizes.

"Ah bladdy hell, who dicktised my locker?"

"wow look at the size of that one"

Dicktised by twinkle k March 14, 2009

dick time 

to have sex

"Yo, I'm goin' over to Susie's. Gonna spend some dick time."

"Did you and Joey go to the movie last night?"
No, we just stayed at my place and got some dick time in."

dick time by Wittgenstein52 July 9, 2010