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Dicktimized 

Usually when a woman, or person is so addicted to the Dick, that he/she is hypnotized by it. He/She is blinded of all other qualities of that man, who is actually a dick himself. In essence she has been hypnotized by the dick, and therefore she has been dicktimized.
I know he's such a jerk, but I love him. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's so nice. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

I know he cheated on me, but he is so sweet and he has money. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

I know he fucked my mother, but he is a loyal man. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.
Dicktimized by cubedspace3 January 15, 2010
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Dicktimized 

Quite simply- when you have been victimized by Dickman. Normally occurs on one or more of your social media accounts that you were careless enough to leave open on your phone that you walked away from for far too long.
“I love dicks? I didn’t post that! And what’s #dicktimized?”

dickmitized 

To be so hypnotized by (or obsessed with) a guy's dick that a girl/guy will let them do crazy things and they think nothing is wrong with it
Jill got so dickmitized by that unemployed guy who smokes pot and sleeps on the beach that she let him borrow her car for a month and he drove it into the ocean.
dickmitized by Mr. Cynical DC August 1, 2010

Dickmitized 

Definition 1: When the dick is so good, you're not able to sleep, or function without it, and you can't wait have it again...in other words a man's dick game it so good you are literally hypnotized by it.

Definition 2: A state where as a female may become attached to a male counterpart after sexual intercourse, because his pipe game is unbelievably good...ultimately leading to instant arrousal when said man is in their presence.
"Zaddy layed the pipe so good that he got me dickmitized ."
Dickmitized by Redd_bandit619 February 4, 2017

Dicktified 

When a man dicks down a woman soo good that she is willing to do and tolerate anything for that man as long as he lays down more dick for her.
Friend: Why haven't you answered my calls and texts??, its been a whole week since your date and I need details!!
Her: I'm soo sorry...it's just...I think I'm Dicktified
Dicktified by PimpinnBig March 6, 2021

Dicktamized

She became extremely clingy because she was dicktamized.
Dicktamized by Most horny July 6, 2021

dictimize 

when you fuck a chick so damn well, you have to wipe her cum off your balls.
Dude, I totally reamed your sister so hard, I left that bitch dictimized.
dictimize by ethan bishop December 1, 2006
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