Dicktim

When someone acts like a dick, and when wronged, likes to play like they are the victim. A victim who is a dick. You dont really feel sorry for the dicktim....if they werent a dick you might though.

Steve was being being a dick today and I called him out on it...now he's walking around acting like he's all offended that I called him out, and that I should apologize....what a dicktim.

by Ninjafart May 1, 2013

Dicktim

When you act like a dick and then act like a victim about it.

That guy is a real dicktim today.

by Momma's over it August 24, 2022

Dicktim

When you are unexpectedly presented with a penis or dick in front of your face or your present person, you are now not a victim of being "dicked", but a dicktim.

Oh my GOD Jeff, what was the huge cock and balls in my locker you left for me? You son of a bitch, now I'm a dicktim!

by Rman3911 April 1, 2011

Dicktim

Dicktim is when someone is being a dick, but playing a victim, thus dicktim.

Oh, you're such a dicktim, John.

by Simon Barry February 4, 2026

Dicktim

A man who acts like a dick, but then plays the victim.

Don't be such a dicktim!

by Dicktim Announcer April 4, 2026

dicktionary

A dictionary, but with dicks in it, so your standard high school dictionary.

teacher: if you want, you can get a dictionary from over there.
student: dicktionary.
teacher: what did you say?
student: dicktionary.

by maybe the nobody December 1, 2020

Urban Dicktionary

What urban dictionary should be renamed to, as most of the site's definitions directly pertain to or allude to sexual affairs.

My parents never gave me a talk about the birds and the bees, so I went on urbandictionary.com instead.

by Katsu March 25, 2005