Dicktimizer

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Definition: A person whom had sex with a person for a long time, until they realize they just loves the dick and not the person.

He pleased her into loving his dick for almost a year and half before realizing she was just in love with the sex and not him. He was just a dicktimizer

Dicktimizer by LT. DANGLEDDEEZNUTONURCHIN March 11, 2026

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Dicktimized

Usually when a woman, or person is so addicted to the Dick, that he/she is hypnotized by it. He/She is blinded of all other qualities of that man, who is actually a dick himself. In essence she has been hypnotized by the dick, and therefore she has been dicktimized.

I know he's such a jerk, but I love him. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's so nice. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

I know he cheated on me, but he is so sweet and he has money. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

I know he fucked my mother, but he is a loyal man. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

Dicktimized by cubedspace3 January 15, 2010

Related Words

Dicktimizer • Dicktimized • Dicktamized • dictimize • Dictimized • Dick Mizer

Dicktamized

To be hypnotized by ones penis.

She became extremely clingy because she was dicktamized.

Dicktamized by Most horny July 6, 2021

dictimize

when you fuck a chick so damn well, you have to wipe her cum off your balls.

Dude, I totally reamed your sister so hard, I left that bitch dictimized.

dictimize by ethan bishop December 1, 2006

Dicktimized

Quite simply- when you have been victimized by Dickman. Normally occurs on one or more of your social media accounts that you were careless enough to leave open on your phone that you walked away from for far too long.

“I love dicks? I didn’t post that! And what’s #dicktimized?”

Dicktimized by Icantthinkofacoolname January 6, 2025

Dictimized

A person who stays in a relationship with someone because the Dick is so good, even though everything else about the person is awful.

Omg, Annie really needs break up with Sebastian already, he is so controlling and untrustworthy

Yeah she totally does! But she's so dictimized Imnot sure she knows how to break free. Soo sad, she's so amazing and could have anyone she wants.

Dictimized by 77lashes April 3, 2022

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

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