Dickslurp
Dickslurp by syckotheklown January 25, 2010
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Dicksurfing
Comparable to "couchsurfing". It's when you temporarily relocate to someone's else's bed to save money while traveling.
"Samantha rented out her house for a couple weeks while in Europe. Instead of renting a hotel, she went dicksurfing to save money"
Dicksurfing by Shorty Crunk February 4, 2017
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dicksurance
To bring male enhancement drugs ie. Viagra along on a trip or party to ensure that you will be able to perform sex regardless of your overall condition. These pills are not typically used by the person, but brought as dicksurance in anticipation of the savage debauchery of the event that may render his otherwise functioning penis useless.
Shawn: "Dude, we leave for Vegas in like a week!"
Alex: "I know, it's gonna be wild! I still gotta pick up some dicksurance from my doctor."
Jake: "Dude, that girl you left the party last night was smokin! Did you slay it?"
Shane: "Man, I was so wrecked that I had to dip into my dicksurance for the first time just so I could hit it proper."
Alex: "I know, it's gonna be wild! I still gotta pick up some dicksurance from my doctor."
Jake: "Dude, that girl you left the party last night was smokin! Did you slay it?"
Shane: "Man, I was so wrecked that I had to dip into my dicksurance for the first time just so I could hit it proper."
dicksurance by sasmansayswhat May 19, 2014
the dickslapper experience
to have large amounts of filth and pabst blue ribbon drenched upon your nekid, quivering body. usually accompanied with the worlds worst scumrock band based out of the southern burbs of chicago
look at that bastard twitch....and he smells awful....must of encountered the dickslapper experience
the dickslapper experience by antibob the goat master November 22, 2011
dicksturbating
dicksturbating by D Flawless April 3, 2019