Dickslurp

a person who sucks cock (i.e. a cock sucker)

" I can't stand scott, sometimes he acts like such a dickslurp"

Dickslurp by syckotheklown January 25, 2010

Dicksurfing 

Comparable to "couchsurfing". It's when you temporarily relocate to someone's else's bed to save money while traveling.

"Samantha rented out her house for a couple weeks while in Europe. Instead of renting a hotel, she went dicksurfing to save money"

Dicksurfing by Shorty Crunk February 4, 2017

dicksurance 

To bring male enhancement drugs ie. Viagra along on a trip or party to ensure that you will be able to perform sex regardless of your overall condition. These pills are not typically used by the person, but brought as dicksurance in anticipation of the savage debauchery of the event that may render his otherwise functioning penis useless.

Shawn: "Dude, we leave for Vegas in like a week!"
Alex: "I know, it's gonna be wild! I still gotta pick up some dicksurance from my doctor."

Jake: "Dude, that girl you left the party last night was smokin! Did you slay it?"
Shane: "Man, I was so wrecked that I had to dip into my dicksurance for the first time just so I could hit it proper."

dicksurance by sasmansayswhat May 19, 2014

the dickslapper experience 

to have large amounts of filth and pabst blue ribbon drenched upon your nekid, quivering body. usually accompanied with the worlds worst scumrock band based out of the southern burbs of chicago

look at that bastard twitch....and he smells awful....must of encountered the dickslapper experience

the dickslapper experience by antibob the goat master November 22, 2011

dicksturbating 

When you take your penis and jack it off until white cream shoots out all over the place

My roommate couldn't fall asleep so he's in the bathroom dicksturbating again

dicksturbating by D Flawless April 3, 2019

dickslut 

One who craves cock constantly, without fail.(originated melb, vic)

Sam is a dirty dickslut

dickslut by dumpkin May 13, 2005

dicksturb 

When a guy is constantly wanting to have sex and trying to seduce an uninterested person into it.

"Dude, back off. You're totally dicksturbing me right now!"

dicksturb by Mikey Wai June 30, 2009