Dickslump

The act of falling into your partners mouth while he/she gives you a blowjob.

Molly: So I started sucking his dick and he just dickslumped into me.
Julie: What a dick.

Dickslump by CrxzyBxstxrd November 2, 2013

the dickslapper experience 

to have large amounts of filth and pabst blue ribbon drenched upon your nekid, quivering body. usually accompanied with the worlds worst scumrock band based out of the southern burbs of chicago

look at that bastard twitch....and he smells awful....must of encountered the dickslapper experience

the dickslapper experience by antibob the goat master November 22, 2011

Dickstamp 

A Dickstamp is just a common insult coined by Jonathan S. that is thrown into the group of insults such as Shitstain, Asswipe, etc... It is basically just a nonsense word that sounds offensive, and used alot while driving, and you are un-happy with surrounding drivers.

"That Dickstamp just cut me off!!!"

Dickstamp by WiL S. (BoNe) August 6, 2007

dickslut 

One who craves cock constantly, without fail.(originated melb, vic)

Sam is a dirty dickslut

dickslut by dumpkin May 13, 2005

Dicksum 

A measure of a man's worth.

Dicksum (in) = 0.75 * Length + 1.25 * Girth

Girth = pi (3.14) * diameter

In the Dicksum equation, girth is weighted more heavily than length as length is somewhat overrated.

Average Dicksum = 10.25 inches

Yo Vinnie, look how long my dick is, the ladies love it.

Length is overrated, dumbass, Dicksum is the measurement you need, mine's 12 inches.

Dicksum by Chaea4u2 November 1, 2010

Mega thunder dickslap 

Usually performed by people named Thomas with 18 inch penises. The mega thunder dickslap is performed by pulling thy self’s pants down and stroking thy massive 18 inch penis. Then, one spins in a rotation fast enough to cause thy penis to gain momentum. Then, when the time comes, one stops the circular rotation and jumps in the air with penis in hand, and strikes down upon its target. And that is the mega thunder dickslap.

Did you hear how that guy Thomas did a mega thunder dickslap on that other kid?

Mega thunder dickslap by Vagina_destroyer.420 June 17, 2019

Lightspeed Dickslam 

The act of slamming one's genitals at speeds in excess of 45 MPH. One person must drive down a highway, or any road that has the correct speed limit. They must drive on the far right or the far left lane of the road.

Person #2 must be on the far left or far right of the car, putting themselves right next to the shoulder of the road. They must then pull out their genitals and stick their dick out of the window.

Person #3 does not have to be a willing participant. They must only be a bystander on the shoulder of the highway.

If all 3 people are present and doing their jobs, then Person #1 will accelerate above 45 MPH whilst going past Person #3, who will be slammed with Person #2's dick and what would feel like lightspeed.

Note: Person #2's dick must be longer that the side mirrors of the car, or else it becomes a Lightspeed Side-mirror-slam. For this reason, black men are ideal for Person #2, and Asian men are highly discouraged.

I heard that Joe got Lightspeed Dickslammed the other day while walking home from the mall.

Serves him right. Why was he walking from the mall?

Lightspeed Dickslam by VI6VI August 5, 2011