dickslip 

when you're fucking someone and your dick accidentally slips into their ass from their vagina

He was fucking a girl with her legs up but accidentally dickslipped her.

dickslip by nancy dirty Sanchez November 3, 2007

Freudian Dickslip 

A freudian dickslip is when you jizz on or in the wrong place after accidentally slipping out of a person or object during peak orgasm.

Zack, you're a freudian dickslip.

My girlfriend and I are trying to conceive a baby but everytime I am about to come, I have a freudian dickslip and it gets all over the floor.

I just freudian dickslipped all over the ceiling.

Freudian Dickslip by pancifer May 30, 2018

Dicklips Dunn

Proper Noun; A second grade teacher from upstate New York. Also goes by the name Ginger Dunn. Universally excepted worldwide as the worlds greatest cocksucker. Blow job giver and mother of 2. Has given millions upon millions of blow jobs. All time world record holder for dicks sucked. Mother to Kevin and Jonathon. Holds trademarks such as the saying, “ I’ll suck yo’ dick!” I love sucking cock and will suck any cock at any time. A true world renowned cocksucker.

1. “Hey Sean, where did that Clearly Canadian bottle go?, wasn’t Dicklips Dunn just drinking it?”
“Well Chris, if you could call it DRINKING... she was sucking that bottle like a dick!! She wrapped her dicklips around that bottle and made it completely disappear down her throat!! Just like she was sucking cock!”

2. “Hey look everybody, it’s Dicklips Dunn!!”
Ginger : “ I’ll suck yo’ dick!!!”

3. “Hey George, aren’t you in Dicklips Dunn’s second grade class this year?”
“Yeah. And it’s great cuz she’s been sucking all of the kids ducks! This is gonna be an awesome year!”

Dicklips Dunn by C. MURDER April 3, 2021

Dickskipper 

1. An individual who passes over ones penis in the act of giving a full body massage.

2. One who skips a dick.

I went to massage parlor and this Korean woman gave me this full body massage and I have got to say she's a real dickskipper.

Dickskipper by Nip Slaper December 18, 2013

dickship 

Slang for a wang or penis. Used most commonly by someone who is awaiting the immediate sexual use or opportunity to show off one's wang.

"Hey baby, do you want to see my dickship?"

"Dude, you haven't seen a fighting vessel until you've witnessed my dickship."

dickship by Vianegativa85 March 10, 2009

the dickslapper experience 

to have large amounts of filth and pabst blue ribbon drenched upon your nekid, quivering body. usually accompanied with the worlds worst scumrock band based out of the southern burbs of chicago

look at that bastard twitch....and he smells awful....must of encountered the dickslapper experience

the dickslapper experience by antibob the goat master November 22, 2011

dicklipse 

To eclipse the sun with an erect penis, or to overcome or empower.

When erect, Michael Klein's dick is so big that it dicklipses the sun three times over.

dicklipse by Da Tron March 27, 2007