To bring male enhancement drugs ie. Viagra along on a trip or party to ensure that you will be able to perform sex regardless of your overall condition. These pills are not typically used by the person, but brought as dicksurance in anticipation of the savage debauchery of the event that may render his otherwise functioning penis useless.
Shawn: "Dude, we leave for Vegas in like a week!"
Alex: "I know, it's gonna be wild! I still gotta pick up some dicksurance from my doctor."
Jake: "Dude, that girl you left the party last night was smokin! Did you slay it?"
Shane: "Man, I was so wrecked that I had to dip into my dicksurance for the first time just so I could hit it proper."
Alex: "I know, it's gonna be wild! I still gotta pick up some dicksurance from my doctor."
Jake: "Dude, that girl you left the party last night was smokin! Did you slay it?"
Shane: "Man, I was so wrecked that I had to dip into my dicksurance for the first time just so I could hit it proper."
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The world looks blue and green
And the snowcapped mountains white
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I'll give you pearl earrings
And a necklace in between
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Dickstance-- The length of ones penis and/or genitels. Also a way of covertly asking someone, usually a male, less often a hermaphrodite, how long their penis is.
Person#1: Hey Stavi, a hot girl wanted me to ask what your dickstance was.. she looked pretty shagadelic.
Stavi: Man.. My Penis is HUGE.
Stavi: Man.. My Penis is HUGE.
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Get the Long-dickstance mug.Defines the length of time that a mans dick can continue having sex for, before becoming too sensitive/painful/soft.
Can also refer to ones time in which they stay hard.
Can also refer to ones time in which they stay hard.
My girlfriend wanted to go for 5 fuck-sessions the other night - thankfully my dickdurance was good enough
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