dicksurance 

To bring male enhancement drugs ie. Viagra along on a trip or party to ensure that you will be able to perform sex regardless of your overall condition. These pills are not typically used by the person, but brought as dicksurance in anticipation of the savage debauchery of the event that may render his otherwise functioning penis useless.

Shawn: "Dude, we leave for Vegas in like a week!"
Alex: "I know, it's gonna be wild! I still gotta pick up some dicksurance from my doctor."

Jake: "Dude, that girl you left the party last night was smokin! Did you slay it?"
Shane: "Man, I was so wrecked that I had to dip into my dicksurance for the first time just so I could hit it proper."

dicksurance by sasmansayswhat May 19, 2014

dickstance

the distance of a dick

From a dickstance
The world looks blue and green
And the snowcapped mountains white
From a dickstance
I'll give you pearl earrings
And a necklace in between

dickstance by UCSD Argo 540 May 2, 2003

Dickstance

Dickstance-- The length of ones penis and/or genitels. Also a way of covertly asking someone, usually a male, less often a hermaphrodite, how long their penis is.

Person#1: Hey Stavi, a hot girl wanted me to ask what your dickstance was.. she looked pretty shagadelic.
Stavi: Man.. My Penis is HUGE.

Dickstance by solstice.barrett February 23, 2010

dickstance

the distance kept away from a fellow man to have a conversation without appearing gay or awkward. normal length 1.5 feet.

Chris: hey Gio, let me tell you something
Gio: alright bro, but keep your dickstance

dickstance by Dcoh January 1, 2011

Long-dickstance 

Fucking bitches, long-dick style, while keeping a safe distance

"Don't wanna catch no feelings. So i fucked her long-dickstance."

Long-dickstance by Barry McCockinnerass November 13, 2019

Dickdurance

Defines the length of time that a mans dick can continue having sex for, before becoming too sensitive/painful/soft.

Can also refer to ones time in which they stay hard.

My girlfriend wanted to go for 5 fuck-sessions the other night - thankfully my dickdurance was good enough

Dickdurance by Sm4rt.Al3c May 27, 2018

Dicksuace 

The after math of last night Aka cum

Damn i put my dicksuace on her tits

Dicksuace by anonymous January 3, 2022