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dicksurance 

To bring male enhancement drugs ie. Viagra along on a trip or party to ensure that you will be able to perform sex regardless of your overall condition. These pills are not typically used by the person, but brought as dicksurance in anticipation of the savage debauchery of the event that may render his otherwise functioning penis useless.
Shawn: "Dude, we leave for Vegas in like a week!"
Alex: "I know, it's gonna be wild! I still gotta pick up some dicksurance from my doctor."

Jake: "Dude, that girl you left the party last night was smokin! Did you slay it?"
Shane: "Man, I was so wrecked that I had to dip into my dicksurance for the first time just so I could hit it proper."
dicksurance by sasmansayswhat May 19, 2014
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dickstance

From a dickstance
The world looks blue and green
And the snowcapped mountains white
From a dickstance
I'll give you pearl earrings
And a necklace in between
dickstance by UCSD Argo 540 May 2, 2003

Dickstance

Dickstance-- The length of ones penis and/or genitels. Also a way of covertly asking someone, usually a male, less often a hermaphrodite, how long their penis is.
Person#1: Hey Stavi, a hot girl wanted me to ask what your dickstance was.. she looked pretty shagadelic.
Stavi: Man.. My Penis is HUGE.
Dickstance by solstice.barrett February 23, 2010

dickstance

the distance kept away from a fellow man to have a conversation without appearing gay or awkward. normal length 1.5 feet.
Chris: hey Gio, let me tell you something
Gio: alright bro, but keep your dickstance
dickstance by Dcoh January 1, 2011

Long-dickstance 

Fucking bitches, long-dick style, while keeping a safe distance
"Don't wanna catch no feelings. So i fucked her long-dickstance."

Dickdurance

Defines the length of time that a mans dick can continue having sex for, before becoming too sensitive/painful/soft.

Can also refer to ones time in which they stay hard.
My girlfriend wanted to go for 5 fuck-sessions the other night - thankfully my dickdurance was good enough
Dickdurance by Sm4rt.Al3c May 27, 2018

Dicksuace 

The after math of last night Aka cum
Damn i put my dicksuace on her tits
Dicksuace by anonymous January 3, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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