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dicksurance

To bring male enhancement drugs ie. Viagra along on a trip or party to ensure that you will be able to perform sex regardless of your overall condition. These pills are not typically used by the person, but brought as dicksurance in anticipation of the savage debauchery of the event that may render his otherwise functioning penis useless.
Shawn: "Dude, we leave for Vegas in like a week!"
Alex: "I know, it's gonna be wild! I still gotta pick up some dicksurance from my doctor."

Jake: "Dude, that girl you left the party last night was smokin! Did you slay it?"
Shane: "Man, I was so wrecked that I had to dip into my dicksurance for the first time just so I could hit it proper."
by sasmansayswhat May 19, 2014
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dickstance

From a dickstance
The world looks blue and green
And the snowcapped mountains white
From a dickstance
I'll give you pearl earrings
And a necklace in between
by UCSD Argo 540 May 2, 2003
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Dickstance

Dickstance-- The length of ones penis and/or genitels. Also a way of covertly asking someone, usually a male, less often a hermaphrodite, how long their penis is.
Person#1: Hey Stavi, a hot girl wanted me to ask what your dickstance was.. she looked pretty shagadelic.
Stavi: Man.. My Penis is HUGE.
by solstice.barrett February 23, 2010
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dickstance

the distance kept away from a fellow man to have a conversation without appearing gay or awkward. normal length 1.5 feet.
Chris: hey Gio, let me tell you something
Gio: alright bro, but keep your dickstance
by Dcoh January 1, 2011
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Long-dickstance

Fucking bitches, long-dick style, while keeping a safe distance
"Don't wanna catch no feelings. So i fucked her long-dickstance."
by Barry McCockinnerass November 13, 2019
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Dickdurance

Defines the length of time that a mans dick can continue having sex for, before becoming too sensitive/painful/soft.

Can also refer to ones time in which they stay hard.
My girlfriend wanted to go for 5 fuck-sessions the other night - thankfully my dickdurance was good enough
by Sm4rt.Al3c May 27, 2018
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Dicksuace

The after math of last night Aka cum
Damn i put my dicksuace on her tits
by anonymous January 3, 2022
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