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Dickflute
1.Noun- An insult to one person at anyone time.
2. Noun- A word for a Penis. To play the the Dickflute is to masturbate.
2. Noun- A word for a Penis. To play the the Dickflute is to masturbate.
Linda: You're a piece of shit, you know that?
John: Pffft, whatever, Dickflute.
John: Linda is such a Dickflute.
Matt: See you guys later, I'm just gonna go play the Dickflute!
John: Pffft, whatever, Dickflute.
John: Linda is such a Dickflute.
Matt: See you guys later, I'm just gonna go play the Dickflute!
Dickflute by El Dickflute July 9, 2010
Dickslump
Dickslump by CrxzyBxstxrd November 2, 2013
Dickslutsia (Dik~sluht~see~a)
A common but dangerous condition in which dicksluts have gone two or more days without a cock forced into the throat leaving the infected with suicidal tendenencies and feelings of worthlessness as men will not turn down head at anytime for any reason.
Dickslutsia can be commonly found in manhaters, maneaters, prudish old bags with dried-up vages and any and all unattractive women and gay men who are experiencing the unfortunate luck of getting no Dick.
Dickslutsia can be commonly found in manhaters, maneaters, prudish old bags with dried-up vages and any and all unattractive women and gay men who are experiencing the unfortunate luck of getting no Dick.
Hillary Clinton's life long battle with Dickslutsia (Dik~sluht~see~a) can directly be linked to her uncanny ability to be the ugliest womenbeast in America 24/7/365. Some say her Husbands famous oval office organ offerings to fat unattractive office staff pkayed a devastating part with her battle.
Dickslutsia (Dik~sluht~see~a) by UglyondaSkin, Luvlyfromwithin November 27, 2012
dickslit
Highly imaginative insult on par with fucktard, fuckstick, shitbag, douchebag and twatwaffle.
It refers to a vagina, and as an insult generally can be used towards any person, regardless of gender, who is a total idiot, jerk, etc.
It refers to a vagina, and as an insult generally can be used towards any person, regardless of gender, who is a total idiot, jerk, etc.
Person A: "Britney Spears just filed for divorce from Kevin Federline!"
Person B: "Fuck yeah! Everyone's sick of that free-loading dickslit!"
Person B: "Fuck yeah! Everyone's sick of that free-loading dickslit!"
dickslit by Bobsterman November 9, 2008
dick slut
dick slut by pimp juice daddy g April 22, 2006
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