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Dickslut 

A term used to describe your overly nerdy and self-centered friend who always keeps telling you how useless you are.
You're such a Dickslut
Dickslut by Kokomrdek February 18, 2019

Dickflute 

1.Noun- An insult to one person at anyone time.

2. Noun- A word for a Penis. To play the the Dickflute is to masturbate.
Linda: You're a piece of shit, you know that?
John: Pffft, whatever, Dickflute.

John: Linda is such a Dickflute.

Matt: See you guys later, I'm just gonna go play the Dickflute!
Dickflute by El Dickflute July 9, 2010
The act of falling into your partners mouth while he/she gives you a blowjob.
Molly: So I started sucking his dick and he just dickslumped into me.
Julie: What a dick.
Dickslump by CrxzyBxstxrd November 2, 2013

Dickslutsia (Dik~sluht~see~a) 

A common but dangerous condition in which dicksluts have gone two or more days without a cock forced into the throat leaving the infected with suicidal tendenencies and feelings of worthlessness as men will not turn down head at anytime for any reason.

Dickslutsia can be commonly found in manhaters, maneaters, prudish old bags with dried-up vages and any and all unattractive women and gay men who are experiencing the unfortunate luck of getting no Dick.
Hillary Clinton's life long battle with Dickslutsia (Dik~sluht~see~a) can directly be linked to her uncanny ability to be the ugliest womenbeast in America 24/7/365. Some say her Husbands famous oval office organ offerings to fat unattractive office staff pkayed a devastating part with her battle.

dickslit 

Highly imaginative insult on par with fucktard, fuckstick, shitbag, douchebag and twatwaffle.

It refers to a vagina, and as an insult generally can be used towards any person, regardless of gender, who is a total idiot, jerk, etc.
Person A: "Britney Spears just filed for divorce from Kevin Federline!"

Person B: "Fuck yeah! Everyone's sick of that free-loading dickslit!"
dickslit by Bobsterman November 9, 2008

dick slut 

A girl that will do anything for a cock
That dick slut Amanda can't get enough of me.
dick slut by pimp juice daddy g April 22, 2006
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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