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Dickscarf

A dickscarf is a scarf (usually made of coarse wool) worn draped around the dick in any way. During the winter it is used as a utility to keeping your dick warm. At other times of the year it is merely a fashion statement, a damn good one at that.

Often used as a polar opposite to a asshat.
Bro, you better put your dickscarf on, or your brass monkeys will get chapped out here.
by Casey Corbin October 15, 2006
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dickstar

Favoriting someone's tweets just to be a dick. Best reserved for (but not limited to) pretentious statements made by obnoxious people.
"I'm so salty today. 'Scuse me while I go dickstar a few tweets."

"Ay did you just dickstar me, bro? No way dawg, I genuinely agree with your statement."
by drspacebaby May 29, 2015
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Dickstart

When you drink Mountain Dew kickstart while ejaculating
Yesterday’s I did a dickstart and it felt good
by Cap watet June 2, 2021
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Dickscrimination

When Someone Assumes That Your Penis Is The Size Of The Minority You Belong To.
"Theres No way I'm Dating You, You're Small"
"Are You Dickscriminating Me Because I'm Asian?"-Dickscrimination
by Toastpolice September 16, 2009
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Dicksurfing

Comparable to "couchsurfing". It's when you temporarily relocate to someone's else's bed to save money while traveling.
"Samantha rented out her house for a couple weeks while in Europe. Instead of renting a hotel, she went dicksurfing to save money"
by Shorty Crunk February 4, 2017
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dickscape

When visiting a large sculpture, building, or structure of some sort you take a picture while positioning yourself where your dick in comparison looks the same size or larger.
I've collected dickscapes of myself around the world, the Leaning Tower of Pisa, CN Tower, and even the Burj Khalifa.
by infosystir March 15, 2016
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Dickscratcher

A dispatcher who has a superiority complex, suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder and gets off exercising their power over others.
Amelia is a real dickscratcher for sending our unit 20 miles to that facility when there is another one parked out front of the facility!
by douche-hater July 15, 2010
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