Sarah: Oh Etienne, I want you, let me suck you off Etienne: Aww yeah, i'm so coked up right now
Sarah: Uhh... what the fuck is that shit?
Etienne: What shit?
Sarah: Do you have syphilis or some shit?
Etienne: No you dumb bitch, it's a dick scab
When visiting a large sculpture, building, or structure of some sort you take a picture while positioning yourself where your dick in comparison looks the same size or larger.
To "swab," or wipe, someone's stuff with your dick. Usually done to coffee mugs, toothbrushes, and other items that, when you tell the owner about the dickswabbing, will induce vomiting.
Note 1:Dickswabbing has a military connotation and possibly a military origin.
Note 2:Dickswabbing is in no way a name for fellatio.
"What a douche, just sipping on his coffee while we clean up his mess."
"We already got our revenge; I totally dickswabbed his coffee mug last night."
"And I kidnapped his dog."