dickscab 

Derrived from prolonged sexual intercourse. Meaning that the person is irritating and unpleasent to be around.

"You are such a Dick Scab!"

dickscab by Chrispy January 27, 2005

Dick Scab 

a piece of crusty skin that forms after you scrape your cock from a serious session of dick rubbing masturbation.

Sarah: Oh Etienne, I want you, let me suck you off
Etienne: Aww yeah, i'm so coked up right now
Sarah: Uhh... what the fuck is that shit?
Etienne: What shit?
Sarah: Do you have syphilis or some shit?
Etienne: No you dumb bitch, it's a dick scab

Dick Scab by Lord Dick October 13, 2011

dickscape 

When visiting a large sculpture, building, or structure of some sort you take a picture while positioning yourself where your dick in comparison looks the same size or larger.

I've collected dickscapes of myself around the world, the Leaning Tower of Pisa, CN Tower, and even the Burj Khalifa.

dickscape by infosystir March 15, 2016

Dickswab 

Female equivalent of a douchebag.

Whenever a girl does something retarded you can call her a dickswab. It's the counter to douchebag.

"Annette, stop being such a dickswab!"

"Why is Alexa a dickswab every time she drinks"?

Dickswab by Corey CA November 24, 2010

dickscapade 

a reckless adventure or wild prank involving one or more penises--usually involving many penises from strange & unfamiliar men.

Superhead wrote a book to expose her many dickscapades.

dickscapade by Chris B* July 8, 2010

dicksabled 

When a woman has been fucked hard by a big dick and feels the effects the next day. I.e bruised cervix

Girl, I'm so dicksabled today!

dicksabled by Alphadick October 26, 2017

dickswab 

To "swab," or wipe, someone's stuff with your dick. Usually done to coffee mugs, toothbrushes, and other items that, when you tell the owner about the dickswabbing, will induce vomiting.
Note 1:Dickswabbing has a military connotation and possibly a military origin.
Note 2:Dickswabbing is in no way a name for fellatio.

"What a douche, just sipping on his coffee while we clean up his mess."
"We already got our revenge; I totally dickswabbed his coffee mug last night."
"And I kidnapped his dog."

dickswab by nokiddinghuh May 7, 2007