Dickcare

The act of taking care of a dick without it being sensual. Also knows as a dry handjob. The term originated in the Netherlands in 2022 in a very random online conversation. And here is where it lives on.

Person A: Is that massage with a happy ending*wink wink*?
Person B: Nah man, just professional dickcare.

Dickcare by AladdinUndKel September 1, 2022

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dickcream

www.dickcream.com is the greatest funny website ever.

"Ted Check our the new dick cream"

dickcream by Ben March 23, 2005

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Dickarette

The smell on a woman's breath after a long night at the bar and partaking in oral sex. Will often smell like dick and cigarettes.

"I took that chick home from the bar last night and damn could she suck a cock. Only problem was she woke up with her breath smelling like dickarettes! "

Dickarette by drock107 November 27, 2011

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Darth Dickcake

The best insult of all time, there is no coming back from being called this

Darth Pancake... huh... more like Darth Dickcake

Darth Dickcake by Nonbianry Black SS Officer November 29, 2018

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Dickcake

A cake made from shavings of the male genital area.

"mum can i have some of dads "dickcake" tonight?

Dickcake by I did it for the da lolz December 24, 2009

Dickmare

Dickmare, when you drink her beautiful and wake up to someone else after a night out.

Mike goes out partying, he swears his mini was screaming on the way home, when he woke up he slapped himself and her, what a Dickmare.

Dickmare by Zillogee July 30, 2022

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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