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Dickcare

The act of taking care of a dick without it being sensual. Also knows as a dry handjob. The term originated in the Netherlands in 2022 in a very random online conversation. And here is where it lives on.
Person A: Is that massage with a happy ending*wink wink*?
Person B: Nah man, just professional dickcare.
by AladdinUndKel September 1, 2022
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dickcream

www.dickcream.com is the greatest funny website ever.
by Ben March 23, 2005
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Dickarette

The smell on a woman's breath after a long night at the bar and partaking in oral sex. Will often smell like dick and cigarettes.
"I took that chick home from the bar last night and damn could she suck a cock. Only problem was she woke up with her breath smelling like dickarettes! "
by drock107 November 27, 2011
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Darth Dickcake

The best insult of all time, there is no coming back from being called this
Darth Pancake... huh... more like Darth Dickcake
by Nonbianry Black SS Officer November 29, 2018
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Dickcake

A cake made from shavings of the male genital area.
"mum can i have some of dads "dickcake" tonight?
by I did it for the da lolz December 24, 2009
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Dickmare

Dickmare, when you drink her beautiful and wake up to someone else after a night out.
Mike goes out partying, he swears his mini was screaming on the way home, when he woke up he slapped himself and her, what a Dickmare.
by Zillogee July 30, 2022
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