Dickcare 

The act of taking care of a dick without it being sensual. Also knows as a dry handjob. The term originated in the Netherlands in 2022 in a very random online conversation. And here is where it lives on.

Person A: Is that massage with a happy ending*wink wink*?
Person B: Nah man, just professional dickcare.

Dickcare by AladdinUndKel September 1, 2022

dickcream 

www.dickcream.com is the greatest funny website ever.

"Ted Check our the new dick cream"

dickcream by Ben March 23, 2005

Dickarette

The smell on a woman's breath after a long night at the bar and partaking in oral sex. Will often smell like dick and cigarettes.

"I took that chick home from the bar last night and damn could she suck a cock. Only problem was she woke up with her breath smelling like dickarettes! "

Dickarette by drock107 November 27, 2011

Darth Dickcake 

The best insult of all time, there is no coming back from being called this

Darth Pancake... huh... more like Darth Dickcake

Darth Dickcake by Nonbianry Black SS Officer November 29, 2018

Dickcake

A cake made from shavings of the male genital area.

"mum can i have some of dads "dickcake" tonight?

Dickcake by I did it for the da lolz December 24, 2009

Dickmare 

Dickmare, when you drink her beautiful and wake up to someone else after a night out.

Mike goes out partying, he swears his mini was screaming on the way home, when he woke up he slapped himself and her, what a Dickmare.

Dickmare by Zillogee July 30, 2022