Dickmare

Dickmare, when you drink her beautiful and wake up to someone else after a night out.

Mike goes out partying, he swears his mini was screaming on the way home, when he woke up he slapped himself and her, what a Dickmare.

by Zillogee July 30, 2022

dickmaze

1.) A high-maintenance fuckboi with such narrow, specific and usually unrealistic requirements for a potential sex partner that anyone stupid enough to want his dick who trieds fulfilling his myriad needs to get access to his dick is likely to get lost, as in a maze

2.) An online dating profile of such a fuckboi
3.) The unrealistic requirements themselves

Steph: Derek in English II loves animé, so I'm gonna get all of FLCL on BluRay. And he loves Jay-Z, so I'm getting him tattooed on my upper arm, and--
Deb: Hold up, Derek? From English II? He has $200 worth of hair product and 1 pair of tightie whites! Don't get a damn permanent tattoo for that dickmaze!

by Stoned Faux October 10, 2018

dickmate

A gay guy's partner?

Joe and Bob are dickmates.

by TheDudeThatIs July 28, 2005

Dickarette

The smell on a woman's breath after a long night at the bar and partaking in oral sex. Will often smell like dick and cigarettes.

"I took that chick home from the bar last night and damn could she suck a cock. Only problem was she woke up with her breath smelling like dickarettes! "

by drock107 November 27, 2011

Dickmark

The bruise that results from dick-whipping someone; generally seen on the face.

He pulled out, busted a nut on her chin and dick-whipped her so hard it left a dickmark that lasted for five days.

by aceface April 15, 2004

dick-mare

The state of being in a situation in which someone is being a dick and you can;t see any immediate way out of it. Akin to being in a Nightmare.

I was sitting across the table and listening to my brother being a total dick to the waitress. It was a total dick-mare!

by Roger Baxter September 14, 2013

gheyster dickmore

A person who is annoying and screws people over a lot.

See "douche" or "douche bag"

he just wouldn't shut the hell up. what a gheyster dickmore.

by Alienbob July 15, 2004