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dickmaze
1.) A high-maintenance fuckboi with such narrow, specific and usually unrealistic requirements for a potential sex partner that anyone stupid enough to want his dick who trieds fulfilling his myriad needs to get access to his dick is likely to get lost, as in a maze
2.) An online dating profile of such a fuckboi
3.) The unrealistic requirements themselves
2.) An online dating profile of such a fuckboi
3.) The unrealistic requirements themselves
Steph: Derek in English II loves animé, so I'm gonna get all of FLCL on BluRay. And he loves Jay-Z, so I'm getting him tattooed on my upper arm, and--
Deb: Hold up, Derek? From English II? He has $200 worth of hair product and 1 pair of tightie whites! Don't get a damn permanent tattoo for that dickmaze!
Deb: Hold up, Derek? From English II? He has $200 worth of hair product and 1 pair of tightie whites! Don't get a damn permanent tattoo for that dickmaze!
dickmaze by Stoned Faux October 10, 2018
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dick-mare • dickmate • Dickmark • Dickarette • Dickcare • dickmagee • Dickmarkel • dickmaze • dickmire • gheyster dickmore
dickmate
dickmate by TheDudeThatIs July 28, 2005
Dickarette
The smell on a woman's breath after a long night at the bar and partaking in oral sex. Will often smell like dick and cigarettes.
"I took that chick home from the bar last night and damn could she suck a cock. Only problem was she woke up with her breath smelling like dickarettes! "
Dickarette by drock107 November 27, 2011
dick-mare
The state of being in a situation in which someone is being a dick and you can;t see any immediate way out of it. Akin to being in a Nightmare.
I was sitting across the table and listening to my brother being a total dick to the waitress. It was a total dick-mare!
dick-mare by Roger Baxter September 14, 2013
gheyster dickmore
gheyster dickmore by Alienbob July 15, 2004
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