dickmaze

1.) A high-maintenance fuckboi with such narrow, specific and usually unrealistic requirements for a potential sex partner that anyone stupid enough to want his dick who trieds fulfilling his myriad needs to get access to his dick is likely to get lost, as in a maze

2.) An online dating profile of such a fuckboi
3.) The unrealistic requirements themselves

Steph: Derek in English II loves animé, so I'm gonna get all of FLCL on BluRay. And he loves Jay-Z, so I'm getting him tattooed on my upper arm, and--
Deb: Hold up, Derek? From English II? He has $200 worth of hair product and 1 pair of tightie whites! Don't get a damn permanent tattoo for that dickmaze!

dickmaze by Stoned Faux October 10, 2018

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dickmate

A gay guy's partner?

Joe and Bob are dickmates.

dickmate by TheDudeThatIs July 28, 2005

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Dickmate

A friends with benefits between two men.

“So are you two in a relationship?”
“No he’s just my dickmate”

Dickmate by Caz de Waz March 20, 2022

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dickmagee

A total douche who happens to be a moron as well.

Hey bro don't be a dickmagee

dickmagee by Dickmagee November 1, 2017

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dickmate

Similar to checkmate when you invite a girl home, lock the door and hide the key in your underwear.

- Why do you lock the door, Peter?

- Dickmate. You have no moves until we do the job here.

dickmate by kuro ma'duro April 22, 2021

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Dickmare

Dickmare, when you drink her beautiful and wake up to someone else after a night out.

Mike goes out partying, he swears his mini was screaming on the way home, when he woke up he slapped himself and her, what a Dickmare.

Dickmare by Zillogee July 30, 2022

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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