Dickium 

The element that makes ur pee-pee big

Person 1:That dickium make my pee-pee so big
Person 2: Dat gay

Dickium by FAT BOI XDDDDDDDDDD October 17, 2017

stiff dickium 

A word used in a machine shop to describe an unknown material that is super hard.

The opposite of shitanium

Man what material is that made of?

I don’t know it’s hard as fuck, must be made of stiff dickium

stiff dickium by ThunderJack92 August 12, 2025

Dickism

The distinctive practice of being or acting like a dick.

He's got a slight touch of dickism in him.

Never in the history of dickism....

Dickism is unnecessary!

Dickism by J Farrar January 1, 2012

Selective Dickism 

When someone is only a dick to certain people

Logan: Brad why does it seem like you're only a dick to me

Brad: Sorry Logan, I have Selective Dickism

Selective Dickism by Roadhouse2769 October 1, 2016

Dicksum 

A measure of a man's worth.

Dicksum (in) = 0.75 * Length + 1.25 * Girth

Girth = pi (3.14) * diameter

In the Dicksum equation, girth is weighted more heavily than length as length is somewhat overrated.

Average Dicksum = 10.25 inches

Yo Vinnie, look how long my dick is, the ladies love it.

Length is overrated, dumbass, Dicksum is the measurement you need, mine's 12 inches.

Dicksum by Chaea4u2 November 1, 2010

Poopy Dickums

A disgusting term of endearment.

I love you my little poopy dickums.

Poopy Dickums by DazzlingUrbanite August 11, 2008

Dickism

Men who have a general lack of length or girth of the penis and feel the need to compensate for it with their attitude

Oliver has been classed with dickism due to his three inch cock and continuous insults to girls

Dickism by Yvale February 21, 2015