A short statement that expresses a general truth or principle regarding (A) a guy's "sausage", or (B) someone's being an a**h**e to everyone.
Ethan Couch's over-indulgent father made a dicktum to officials at the school, offering to buy the entire joint just so that he could be in control over how his spoiled-brat "Little Prince" was treated during classes.
by QuacksO September 11, 2020
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A short statement that expresses a general truth or principle regarding (A) a guy's "sausage", or (B) someone's being an a**h**e to everyone.
Ethan Couch's over-indulgent father made a dicktum to officials at the school, offering to buy the entire joint just so that he could be in control over how his spoiled-brat "Little Prince" was treated during classes.
by QuacksO September 6, 2020
Get the dicktum mug.A narcissist that claims they are the victim but at the same time acts like a total complete dick therefore they become the dicktum.
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Get the Dicktum mug.When someone acts like a dick, and when wronged, likes to play like they are the victim. A victim who is a dick. You dont really feel sorry for the dicktim....if they werent a dick you might though.
Steve was being being a dick today and I called him out on it...now he's walking around acting like he's all offended that I called him out, and that I should apologize....what a dicktim.
by Ninjafart May 1, 2013
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Someone who cops a sudden bad attitude when asked to do something.
Someone who cops a sudden bad attitude when asked to do something.
Ray has such a dicktude today.
Instead of talking to a friendly customer service rep, I spoke to a guy with a real dicktude.
Jared is obviously not a morning person, he woke up with a real dicktude.
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Jared is obviously not a morning person, he woke up with a real dicktude.
by Tulip Juicyfruit December 22, 2009
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