dicktum 

A short statement that expresses a general truth or principle regarding (A) a guy's "sausage", or (B) someone's being an a**h**e to everyone.

Ethan Couch's over-indulgent father made a dicktum to officials at the school, offering to buy the entire joint just so that he could be in control over how his spoiled-brat "Little Prince" was treated during classes.

dicktum by QuacksO September 11, 2020

Dicktum 

A woman’s or man’s mind falls victim to a male because of his devil penis (The dick so good it ruined a life) That person fell dicktum to that man and now he can get away with murder and they’d still wanna fuck him one last time.

Becky is in denial of being a dicktum to bob.

Dicktum by Sexualbeans June 3, 2018

dicktum 

A short statement that expresses a general truth or principle regarding (A) a guy's "sausage", or (B) someone's being an a**h**e to everyone.

Ethan Couch's over-indulgent father made a dicktum to officials at the school, offering to buy the entire joint just so that he could be in control over how his spoiled-brat "Little Prince" was treated during classes.

dicktum by QuacksO September 6, 2020

Dicktum 

A narcissist that claims they are the victim but at the same time acts like a total complete dick therefore they become the dicktum.

My ex always played the dicktum in the situations that he caused.

Dicktum by Dicktum October 24, 2022

Dicktum

A person who acts like a dick and, when confronted, acts like a victim.

Instead of apologizing, Isaac acted like a dicktum.

Dicktum by Turkerylord March 2, 2026

Dicktim 

When someone acts like a dick, and when wronged, likes to play like they are the victim. A victim who is a dick. You dont really feel sorry for the dicktim....if they werent a dick you might though.

Steve was being being a dick today and I called him out on it...now he's walking around acting like he's all offended that I called him out, and that I should apologize....what a dicktim.

Dicktim by Ninjafart May 1, 2013

Dicktude

Someone with the attitude of a dick.

Someone who cops a sudden bad attitude when asked to do something.

Ray has such a dicktude today.

Instead of talking to a friendly customer service rep, I spoke to a guy with a real dicktude.

Jared is obviously not a morning person, he woke up with a real dicktude.

Dicktude by Tulip Juicyfruit December 22, 2009