dickums

a dickhead who likes the cock, but will not admit so, even being caught in the act of being dicked down.

bro1: Dude you're such a dickums. That a'int bromance no more!

by keru January 29, 2009

dickum

phrase used while playing beer pong. when two cups are left on the table, you dickum to put one in front of the other. derived from referring to a males dick, and having it stick out straight when hard.
can also be used as an exclamation, or to as a name.

1. "Dickum Please"
2. "Ahhh! Dickum!"
3. "Taylor, you dickum."

by Magdalena<3 May 2, 2007

Poopy Dickums

A disgusting term of endearment.

I love you my little poopy dickums.

by DazzlingUrbanite July 17, 2008

dickum

1) Another word for smegma (aka dick cheese)

2) Alternatively, can also mean a huge schlong

1) Damn, I really need to get rid of all this dickum, it's starting to smell down there

2)

Guy 1: Oi! That's a nice dickum you have there mate!
Guy 2: Thank you very much I really appreciate it.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 19, 2021