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dickum

phrase used while playing beer pong. when two cups are left on the table, you dickum to put one in front of the other. derived from referring to a males dick, and having it stick out straight when hard.
can also be used as an exclamation, or to as a name.
1. "Dickum Please"
2. "Ahhh! Dickum!"
3. "Taylor, you dickum."
by Magdalena<3 May 15, 2007
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dickum

1) Another word for smegma (aka dick cheese)

2) Alternatively, can also mean a huge schlong
1) Damn, I really need to get rid of all this dickum, it's starting to smell down there

2)

Guy 1: Oi! That's a nice dickum you have there mate!
Guy 2: Thank you very much I really appreciate it.
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Dickmatized

When the dick is so good you become utterly hypnotized by the guy that gave it to you
My friend Allen has stalkers. They've been dickmatized
by Memequeensupreme December 1, 2021
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Dickmong

A person of great stupidity who consequently gets a slap with a wet sticky penis after sex.
Bob - "Oh did you hear about Melaine, she's such a dickmong!"

Gary - "I know right! Who on earth pays to lick Justin Bieber's asscrack?"
by GingerTurdCakes October 11, 2015
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Dickmatized

When the dick is so good you start too catch feelings for the guy. When really your just catching feelings for the dick.
Becky: I really think I'm falling for this guy.

Me: He is not a good guy for you. You're just dickmatized.
by FreeFlow January 31, 2017
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Dickmatized

When your brain tricks you into thinking this man is the most perfect person ever and you can’t see anything wrong with him, then causes you to get attached and gain feelings for him. Which leads you to do absolutely anything and everything just to keep him by your side.
He’s literally so perfect, i think I’m dickmatized
by alecsis July 10, 2020
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Dickmatized

WHEN you have had a man sex you so good that you feel hypnotized from the dick itself, as you feel drunk, and dizzy . This feeling is only Aquired by a true dicksman
i dickmatized her now she blowing up my phone
by KayKayDungan December 21, 2016
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