Dickfreak

Someone who likes dick too much.

Dude, you're such a dickfreak.

Dickfreak by Mr.Cool1234 April 30, 2010

Dickpreaching 

The act of self-praise in an argument after making a statement or retort.

Common logical fallacy among the Baby Boomer generation as it is typically used among elders to validate their own points to younger people in a condescending matter.

(Also spelled “Dick Preaching”.)

An example of dickpreaching:

Uncle Vern: “I can’t believe the liberals just announced they’re raising the minimum wage, unbelievable.”

His Nephew: “Considering how the prices of necessities have inflated, I think this is for the best.”

Uncle Vern: “Then you’re going to get taxed more. ‘Oh yeah, that’s right Uncle Vern, that makes a lot of sense.’ Might as well drop the mic with that one.”

His Nephew: “Quit your dickpreaching, Uncle Vern. I would never say that because you’re not making a rational argument.”

The specific line of dickpreaching in this context is Uncle Vern himself saying “Oh yeah, that’s right Uncle Vern, that makes a lot of sense.” on behalf of his nephew who still does not agree with him.

Dickpreaching by The Big OOMF April 20, 2021

Dick Freak 

A girls who is crazy about big hard cocks, usually will only date guys who are very big. whenever they are with a guy there is only one subject of conversation..... his dick. She will pull it out and play with it every chance she gets.

My girlfriend is only 15 but she is such a dick freak. She's constantly getting in my pants

Dick Freak by drbubba February 23, 2009

dickwrecked 

When a female has such great sex with one guy that is makes it impossible to reach orgasm with any other guy, thus ruining sex for her with anyone but the wrecker.

Girl: Steve dickwrecked me last weekend and now I can't get off with Bob.

dickwrecked by Roger 4bit August 1, 2012

dickcream 

www.dickcream.com is the greatest funny website ever.

"Ted Check our the new dick cream"

dickcream by Ben March 23, 2005

Disafreakinpeared 

a way of saying disapeared in an angry manner.

"i dunno the chocolate just disafreakinpeared" snapped Adam.

Disafreakinpeared by ErinGranz December 13, 2009

Dickwrecker

A girl who is a complete bombshell/smokeshow who breaks your dick off when you simply look at her angelic face and vicious body.

Kim Kardashian is a complete dickwrecker

Dickwrecker by Dom Sausage October 4, 2010