dickfeasting
dickeating past the point of human comprehension and capability, to the magnitude of an absolute vanquishing of one's dick from said eating
dickfeasting by bigfathead September 13, 2022
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DICKEATING
1. Over Praising someone, saying more than a simple "Good Job" or "Congratulations"
2. Being hype over a situation that has nothing at all to do with you.
3. Copying or agreeing with everything a person says.
4. Excessive hypeness of a situation that is done and gone.
5. Saying something you hear other people say without knowing what it means, or because it sounds cool.
6. Changing yourself to fit with people that don't like you.
7. A constant follower of someone (I'm not talking about twitter.)
2. Being hype over a situation that has nothing at all to do with you.
3. Copying or agreeing with everything a person says.
4. Excessive hypeness of a situation that is done and gone.
5. Saying something you hear other people say without knowing what it means, or because it sounds cool.
6. Changing yourself to fit with people that don't like you.
7. A constant follower of someone (I'm not talking about twitter.)
Ex: 1.
*John makes a 3-point shot*
His Friends: Nice shot, John.
The dickeater: That was a nice shot, John. I don't think I've ever seen someone do that! You're the best!
John and His Friends: Stop DICKEATING.
Ex: 2.
Susie: stfu stupid bitch . Suck a dick you lame ass whore.
Angelica: FOH duck ass hoe. I will knock you the fuck out.
Mary: Angelica you not gonna knock No one out, Bitch!
Angelica and Susie: Stop DICKEATING.
Ex: 3.
Me: I'm so hungry.
dickeater: Me too.
Me: I think I want some McDonalds.
Dickeater: Me too.
Me: I'm not hungry anymore.
Dickeater: Me either.
Me: You shouldn't be. You been DICKEATING all day.
Ex: 4.
*Teacher Yells at a Tiyanna*
*30 minutes later*
Person: Ahahaha, the teacher yelled at you.
Tiyanna: That's old. Stop DICKEATING.
Ex: 5.
Boy and his friends: Hahah you fighting it.
Other boy: Ha yeah yall are fighting it.
Boy: Do you know what that even means?
Other boy: No.
Boy: Then stop DICKEATING.
Ex: 6.
Sasha: I like emus.
Becky: Ew, emus are fake ass uggs.
Sasha: Yeah I really don't like them that much.
Me: You DICKEATING.
Ex: 7.
*Bart and Milhouse going every where together, But Bart is leading.*
Me: Why Milhouse always following him?
Friend: Cause he DICKEATING.
*John makes a 3-point shot*
His Friends: Nice shot, John.
The dickeater: That was a nice shot, John. I don't think I've ever seen someone do that! You're the best!
John and His Friends: Stop DICKEATING.
Ex: 2.
Susie: stfu stupid bitch . Suck a dick you lame ass whore.
Angelica: FOH duck ass hoe. I will knock you the fuck out.
Mary: Angelica you not gonna knock No one out, Bitch!
Angelica and Susie: Stop DICKEATING.
Ex: 3.
Me: I'm so hungry.
dickeater: Me too.
Me: I think I want some McDonalds.
Dickeater: Me too.
Me: I'm not hungry anymore.
Dickeater: Me either.
Me: You shouldn't be. You been DICKEATING all day.
Ex: 4.
*Teacher Yells at a Tiyanna*
*30 minutes later*
Person: Ahahaha, the teacher yelled at you.
Tiyanna: That's old. Stop DICKEATING.
Ex: 5.
Boy and his friends: Hahah you fighting it.
Other boy: Ha yeah yall are fighting it.
Boy: Do you know what that even means?
Other boy: No.
Boy: Then stop DICKEATING.
Ex: 6.
Sasha: I like emus.
Becky: Ew, emus are fake ass uggs.
Sasha: Yeah I really don't like them that much.
Me: You DICKEATING.
Ex: 7.
*Bart and Milhouse going every where together, But Bart is leading.*
Me: Why Milhouse always following him?
Friend: Cause he DICKEATING.
DICKEATING by @RanduhmKwotes March 9, 2012
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