dickfeatures 

New Zealand: Common insult. Fairly self-explanatory

Look at dickfeatures over there. He thinks he's cool.

dickfeatures by william March 24, 2005

dickventures 

A woman's sexual encounters.

"That girl has been on more dickventures than a porn star"

dickventures by ohhemmgeeitsv October 28, 2008

Dick Features 

When one is cursed with features that resemble those of the penis.

"Hey 'Dick Features', go get me a cup of cocoa will ya."

"Urgh dude. She's got 'Dick Features' man.

Dick Features by 5*Star January 20, 2006