dickchap

noun:
slang for makeup applied to the general area of the mouf/lips.

whole buncha hoes be goin round, suckin dick, gettin jizz all over their moufs, then they goin, puttin on they prettyful lip makeup,
so we be renamin the shit dickchap

ps. laydies, dont share that shit, spreadin herpe-ghonna-syphl-aids and shit, GAD DAM!

Hey gurrrlll, can i borrow somma that glossy dickchap!

by Beezy McJeezy December 31, 2007

Dickchard

Taking the root word/name Richard, removing the "Rich", and slapping the nickname for "Richard" - Dick - right in front of "chard". And bingo! a new name for your Richard friends.

"Sup dick!"
"It's Dickchard"
"My bad"

by Alban Roby October 3, 2008

Dickchop

A website in a .gif form that shows a man severely cutting off his penis and his testicles. It is very disturbing, search pain olympics dickchop in google if you want to see it!

Guy 1: Dude have you seen Dickchop?

Guy 2: Omfg yes it's haunting!!!

by Eric Wilber January 3, 2009

Dickchair

A term used to describe a man who is used by a woman exclusively as a sex chair. The man is used as a fuckbuddy, but treated worse. Like an inanimate object. Like a chair.

Pete: "mate so she just rode you and left without saying anything?"

Alan: "yeah"

Pete: "ha. Dickchair."

by Deardaniel August 28, 2013

Dickchard

An incomplete transformation of the name "Richard" into its nickname form "Dick". Usually refers to a Richard that is not as alpha as other Richards. This beta variant frequently spends his time indulging in off-meta games (ie. Minecraft, Clash of Clans, Surviv.io), and additionally often posts images of his wins despite knowing the fact that it will surely inhibit his reproduction. The macho Richard part of him sometimes breaks through and urges him to participate in jockular activities, such as sports, however the submissive part of him hinders his ability to be any good.

Person 1: That new guy Richard on the vollyball team is ass.
Person 2: lol, he's high-key a Dickchard.

by BigPeewee June 17, 2018

Dickchair

What one surfer guy calls another guy after he gets burned by a girl on a wave. A signal to quit surfing for the rest of the day.

Hey dickchair, you should go in; you just got burned by a girl.

by Jessbunz June 8, 2011

dickchain

can be used in various situations:

- frustration - "oh dickchains!"
- as an insult - "you are SUCH a dickchain!"
- as a positive comment - "that is SO dickchain man"
- as a sex move - "my boyfriend and I dickchained last night ;)"
- to scold your child - "mommy is getting very angry, don't be a dickchain!"
- as a nickname for your father - "mommy can I have some money" "no sweetie, go ask dickchain."

hey Jasmine! (dickchain)

by fluppy June 4, 2015