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dickflap

A elongated foreskin that protrudes unusually past the tip of the penis.Also meaning of an sexist asshole that really pissed you off.
The guy was such a dickflap I can't believe he just said that!!
by Cici Rocks April 12, 2007
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dickflop

Noun. An insult that suggests someone is weak or unreliable by comparing them to a flaccid or floppy penis.
Jimmy: I can't make it out tonight mate, I've got a film night planned.
Mitch: You're such a dickflop dude.
by Raptor Creatures November 18, 2009
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the dickslapper experience

to have large amounts of filth and pabst blue ribbon drenched upon your nekid, quivering body. usually accompanied with the worlds worst scumrock band based out of the southern burbs of chicago
look at that bastard twitch....and he smells awful....must of encountered the dickslapper experience
by antibob the goat master November 22, 2011
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Dickflation

When dick is readily available and in excess, making females not appreciate dick and rendering it useless and/or devalued.
Yo, these females don't respect dudes anymore. These 4 be acting like 10's bruh, Dickflation got a bitch thinking she a baddie!

Hoes better recognize, dis dick ain't free! Dickflation got me fucked up!
by Suciopath April 23, 2021
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dickflash

To expose just your dick to an unsuspecting person in a public or semi public place. Generally done by exposing the penis through the zipper of shorts or pants or allowing the cock to hang out the leg hole of a pair of shorts. More often than not, when a man is dickflashing, he pretends not to know he is exposing himself to his voyeur, so as to prevent any trouble and allow the person looking to enjoy viewing his organ in secret.
"Oh my god, that guys dick head is hanging out of his gym shorts, he's totally dickflashing us."
by Mattxj April 10, 2008
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Mega thunder dickslap

Usually performed by people named Thomas with 18 inch penises. The mega thunder dickslap is performed by pulling thy self’s pants down and stroking thy massive 18 inch penis. Then, one spins in a rotation fast enough to cause thy penis to gain momentum. Then, when the time comes, one stops the circular rotation and jumps in the air with penis in hand, and strikes down upon its target. And that is the mega thunder dickslap.
Did you hear how that guy Thomas did a mega thunder dickslap on that other kid?
by Vagina_destroyer.420 June 17, 2019
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cosmic dickslap

the phenomenon of being fucked into a euphoric state by a very skilled cocksmith.
"That bitch was all starry-eyed after I hit her with the cosmic dickslap."
by 40oz.killa May 1, 2010
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