Dickbooger 

When a male specimen is ready to mate, his pee pee leaks a white substance called precum, in other words, a dick booger

Stacy looked at Jason's rod and dickboogers were leaking out.

Dickbooger by DickBooger July 10, 2017

dickberger 

1. When you want a hamburger but only have hotdog buns left you make the meat look like a dick (or hotdog).

2. A word used to insult a very cheap (possibly jewish) friend.

David didnt buy hamburger buns for the party, so Im making him a dickberger with extra cream cheese!

dickberger by jonesberger October 9, 2018

dickmonger 

1. One who hordes penises
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual

1. You dickmonger!
2. Look at you hording those dicks, dickmonger!

dickmonger by Curtis & Adam February 7, 2005

dickmonger 

A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.

After the game, the dudes in our locker room turn into total dickmongers.

dickmonger by Happy Wolf December 6, 2006

dickbagery 

The act of being a dickbag.

There is dickbagery afoot.

dickbagery by Lunar Waneshaft April 27, 2008

Dick Booger 

This is what is found on a touch screen of a TV or computer display in a bar restroom. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.

"I was in RampHearts Bar and noticed mad dick boogers on the touch screen LED TV over the urinal. I told Cameron to have someone wipe it off"

Dick Booger by kerb-stirer January 15, 2017

Dick booger 

Dried up seman that forms on the penile area

This dick booger won't come off my penile area, I might have to take a shower

Dick booger by Corey sinopoli March 9, 2009