DickBoat

A killer of fun;Ass or dick with a boat.

Emma Stevens is a real DickBoat.

by Cody D. Murray September 26, 2008

Dickboat

A "party" boat that isn't good for anything other than annoying people who are on the lake for non-dick reasons. A ski boat full of bros or a "redneck yacht club" boat.

Those assholes on the dickboat keep using our dive flags as ski buoys.

by holmedog July 28, 2015

Dick Boat

A sailing vessel that typically carries large quantities of homosexual men around the Caribbean, especially to Grand Bahama Island. Often times the Dick Boat trails behind it a smaller Fail Boat that is used to ferry the passengers into Port Lucaya.

How did you folks get to Fish Fry Fail? Can't you tell? We came on the Dick Boat!

by OnTheDickBoat February 21, 2010

dickbeaters

hands (male)

Hey Jimmy, get those dirty dickbeaters of yours off my desk!

by The Sarge November 14, 2003

Dickboarding

When your girl is Deep throating and you don't release her head till her eyes roll back

She wouldn't give me an opinion on where she wanted to eat so I pinned her down and started dickboarding her. She finally screamed Arby's so I let her go.

by Sprinklesworth January 16, 2016

dickbeater

The hand of one who beats off.

Keep your dickbeaters off of my sandwich.

by lhpdonkey August 20, 2003

Dickboots

The metaphorical footwear that you put on as you are about to act like a major dick to someone due to their incompetence.

Hey Brett, I want you to get ready because I'm about to put on my dickboots. So don't feel too bad when I rip you a new asshole.

by The_Cat_Box August 25, 2011