by lhpdonkey August 20, 2003
a worthless, douche that has nothing better to do with his time but sit around and beat his dick. An ass wipe that fucks girls over and feels like they are better than every one.
by LinRae April 14, 2010
by Anonymous March 14, 2003
by The Sarge November 14, 2003
Someone commanding such unsubstantiated levels of uselessness that their presence serves no purpose furthering the goal at hand.
by Falling Down January 14, 2016
1. Dickbeater, Dickbeaters (plural)
Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.
You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.
You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....
"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.
You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.
You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....
"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
by Gabo, de la Guerra October 26, 2004
dickbeaters(plural)
A slang term for your hands, when used for masturbation.
dickbeater(singular)
A slang term for a man or woman that masturbates to excess.
A slang term for your hands, when used for masturbation.
dickbeater(singular)
A slang term for a man or woman that masturbates to excess.
Johnnies dickbeaters were slippery from the KY and he dropped the remote.(plural)
Keep your dickbeaters out of the ice chest.(plural)
Dave is a real dickbeater, he jacks it five times a day.(singular)
Debbie is a dickbeater, she gives handjobs to just about anyone. (feminine singular)
Keep your dickbeaters out of the ice chest.(plural)
Dave is a real dickbeater, he jacks it five times a day.(singular)
Debbie is a dickbeater, she gives handjobs to just about anyone. (feminine singular)
by FYGITA July 21, 2009