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Dickboarding 

When your girl is Deep throating and you don't release her head till her eyes roll back
She wouldn't give me an opinion on where she wanted to eat so I pinned her down and started dickboarding her. She finally screamed Arby's so I let her go.
Dickboarding by Sprinklesworth January 16, 2016
1. Pubic hair.
2. Excessive pubic hair.
3. Pubic hair tailored and groomed to become a sort of long beard.
4. Sticky, cum-slathered pubic hair.
1. My dickbeard is gonna need a trim soon.
2. Damn your dickbeard is messy! Ever comb it?
3. My dickbeard is two feet long, beat that, idiot.
4. My girl had a dickbeard when I got done with her last week!
Dickbeard by Tom Warwick October 25, 2007

duckboard 

jerry purpdrank talks to every girl and just cuts them off, what a duckboard!
duckboard by jerry purpdrank May 20, 2015

dickboard 

When someone draws a dick on the whiteboard on your door in your college residence.
Will: Oh fuck someone dickboarded us!
Mike: They dickboarded us?!?? Fuck those assholes, lets get em'.
dickboard by The Third Floor September 17, 2017

dickbear 

a person who made a fail or stupid move or idea and went a head with it
Hey we should stop hitler! (dickbear move)
man...matts a major dickbear for hitting on her
They both found it very, very erotic and stimulating when she shaved his Dickbeard
dickbeard by Panchoman Jr. October 20, 2006