Dickboots

The metaphorical footwear that you put on as you are about to act like a major dick to someone due to their incompetence.

Hey Brett, I want you to get ready because I'm about to put on my dickboots. So don't feel too bad when I rip you a new asshole.

by The_Cat_Box August 25, 2011

DickRoot

Where a man has his underwear right above the dick and the pelvis region is visible.

Coined by Joe Rogan referencing Carrot Top in one of his workout photos.

See that right there where his pants are at the base of his cock? That's dickroot right there.

by Erkadurka January 3, 2018

dickboss

A supervisor, boss or otherwise co-worker that is generally disliked because of their exercising authority.

Dude, the senior software developer actually made us do some work. What a dickboss.

by themachomanrandysavage June 28, 2010

dickfoot

1) a useless asshole that has very few friends
2) someone that is annoying others while they are trying to work
3) a term used amongst males to jokingly insult one another

1) "fuck you dickfoot! nobody wants you here"
2) "stop being such a dickfoot and get back to work"
3) "hows it going dickfoot"

by Felix Raydin January 13, 2009

dickbros

when two bros have had sexual action with the same chick

dude 1: hey man, do you mind if i game on hannah? she's kinda cute

dude 2: no man, go ahead, we'll be dickbros

#dickbros

by SmokinHotGinger January 13, 2017

duckboats

Vehicle which takes Boston sports teams on a parade thought the city after winning a championship.

Red Sox just beat the Cardinals in the World Series! Time to cue the duckboats!

by Bazamaphone November 6, 2013

dicktoot

a small pocket of air trapped in the shaft of the penis after experiencing back draft from a queef.

I really thought my cock would explode after that ridiculous dicktoot!

by mcsmithers April 4, 2009