dickboard
Will: Oh fuck someone dickboarded us!
Mike: They dickboarded us?!?? Fuck those assholes, lets get em'.
Mike: They dickboarded us?!?? Fuck those assholes, lets get em'.
dickboard by The Third Floor September 17, 2017
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Dickyard
Dickyard by eightincher June 14, 2015
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dickboard • Dickboarding • dickbeard • Dickboar • duckboard • Dick Hoarder • dickard • dickload • DickBoat • Dickchard
dickard rawson
Another name for Price is Right host Drew Carey. He is referred to by this name because his crappy hosting is exactly the opposite of how great the late Richard Dawson of Family Feud fame was.
dickard rawson by John2019 August 8, 2019
Dicksord
Dicksord by I ned sum mer robux January 16, 2018
Dickard Rawson
Better known as Drew Carey, he's the host of The Pice is Wrong, Bitch! (the show that took the place of The Price is Right). Not to be confused with Richard Dawson.
Dickard Rawson by Sir Veisaid December 18, 2019
dicktardation
The state of being a dicktard, which is a half retard/half dick. Dicktardation most commonly occurs among the species known as homo sapiens. See also: fucktardation.
How is it possible for these insane arguments for drug prohibition to continue in our supposedly advanced culture? Isn't it time to recognize that the so-called 'war on drugs' cannot be 'won', and merely persists because of its enormously consistent profitability? History has shown us that the only way to reduce the potential for harm in prohibited drugs is to legalize, educate and regulate.
Unfortunately, due to massive dicktardation on the part of the politicians, judges and police who create and enforce these puritanical prohibition laws, rampant gang violence and the senseless incarceration of non-violent 'offenders' will continue on endlessly.
Unfortunately, due to massive dicktardation on the part of the politicians, judges and police who create and enforce these puritanical prohibition laws, rampant gang violence and the senseless incarceration of non-violent 'offenders' will continue on endlessly.
dicktardation by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 12, 2010
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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