Dickbate 

1. When you and your friends watch a movie and see a man's penis. A debate will commence about the actor's penis and will quickly escalate into a rather homosexual conversation.

Bob: Man, that Marky Mark guy sure has a long dick.
Sean: What, Mark Walhberg
Tom: Yeah, we saw his dick in Boogie Nights
Sean: It wasn't his real dick.
Bob: Yes it was.
Sean: No way, his dick came down to his knees. It was clearly a rubber.
Tom: It wasn't rubber, it had hair on it.
Sean: Are we really having a dickbate

Dickbate by The man who stares at pandas August 25, 2013

Dickhater 

The worse possible insult someone could have called you, but 10x worse.

"Felicia stole my fruit snack, shes such a dickhater"

Dickhater by toa_of_coffee February 8, 2018

dickbeaters 

hands (male)

Hey Jimmy, get those dirty dickbeaters of yours off my desk!

dickbeaters by The Sarge November 14, 2003

dickeater 

someone who’s always on somebody dick. this can be in the form of copying, showing fake love that’s really hate, or excessive trolling.

you know remy? he’s such a fuckin dickeater

dickeater by Fuckboy October 16, 2020

Dickeater 

someone thats swagger jacking or copying somebody elses style.
someone thats real joe about someone one else ability

Guy 1: Lil wayne is the best rapper alive.
Guy 2: there you go dickeating dude again
Theres a thin line between fan and dickeater and I think your flirting with it.

Dickeater by Antonio Porterfield April 1, 2008

dickbagery 

The act of being a dickbag.

There is dickbagery afoot.

dickbagery by Lunar Waneshaft April 27, 2008

dickwater 

Water stirred by the dick.

Here honey, I just made you a nice glass of dickwater.

dickwater by Z CUP November 9, 2007