Dickbate

1. When you and your friends watch a movie and see a man's penis. A debate will commence about the actor's penis and will quickly escalate into a rather homosexual conversation.

Bob: Man, that Marky Mark guy sure has a long dick.
Sean: What, Mark Walhberg
Tom: Yeah, we saw his dick in Boogie Nights
Sean: It wasn't his real dick.
Bob: Yes it was.
Sean: No way, his dick came down to his knees. It was clearly a rubber.
Tom: It wasn't rubber, it had hair on it.
Sean: Are we really having a dickbate

by The man who stares at pandas August 22, 2013

Dickbater

Its like a dictator but he just Masturbates too much.

"That dictator is such a Dickbater judging my how the papers."

by EddekCreature February 23, 2016

Dickbater

A dictator that masturbates way to much.

"Wow that guys a major Dickbater see hes even doin it now."

by EddekCreature February 22, 2016

Dickbat

A baseball player who hits a long home run.

Person 1: Dude! Did you see that Yankees Home Run?

Person 2: No who hit it?
Person 1: Granderson and his Dickbat

by Spiderbat September 22, 2011