Dickboarding
She wouldn't give me an opinion on where she wanted to eat so I pinned her down and started dickboarding her. She finally screamed Arby's so I let her go.
Dickboarding by Sprinklesworth January 16, 2016
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discoboarding
it's a kind of snowboarding or skateboarding that someone who's doin' it think thats cool when actually it's weak or he/she is just scared
- hey dude let's hit this big kicker, looks like we can get some dope trick here
- naaah, it's not discoboarding! I'm going to do some flat tricks!
- naaah, it's not discoboarding! I'm going to do some flat tricks!
discoboarding by hcnotdisco March 12, 2009
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Dicksharding
The act of inserting glass tubes into the genital chamber of a male or female and proceeding to break the glass while still inside the genitalia. This gives the receiver multiple simultaneous stimulations resulting in an out of body experience.
Tom can't hang out tonight, he and Janey went a little too hard on their last dicksharding session so he's in the emergency room.
Dicksharding by Pat Dow June 2, 2021
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Drinkboarding by Joseph The Anal Explorer January 2, 2012
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