Dickbending 

One who tries to accomplish something, but fails in a spectacularly idiotic manner.

Guy 1: "Why won't my car start? I think it's broken brah."

Guy 2: "That's cuz you're in park, ya dickbender."

Guy 3: "Damn you're dickbending all over the place man."

Dickbending by Dennis Bottnem January 1, 2013

Dickening 

Rough sex, usually with one male dominating the other partner, resulting in said partner having a limp or mild bruising.

"Why is Shelbie walking funny?"
"Jeff gave her a good dickening after the party last night."
"Ouch."

Dickening by SemenSponge June 15, 2014

Dickening 

Lovemaking performed by a dick that is so good it haunts you

Chad gave me a dickening last week and I think I may need to see an exorcist

Dickening by Chady Chaderson August 14, 2019

Dick Bending

To bend one's penis at a 90 Degree angle either by accident or on purpose for the ability to fuck around corners.

"I have stealthfully fucked your girlfriend by using my super human Dick Bending skills"

Dick Bending by Billy Hornet December 9, 2008

dickheading around 

(Australian Slang) The act of being a dickhead, usually causing inconvenience to others.

Stop dickheading around, we don't have time.

dickheading around by Blue Socked Llama August 22, 2007

Dickweeding 

The removal process of the Dickweeds from social media so to heal your brain and eyes from the unbelievable dumb.

FRIEND: What are you up to on this glorious day?

Me: Oh me? I've been busing Dickweeding all day!

Dickweeding by Funny ones September 23, 2016

Dickening 

A complete destruction of all traces of innocence by means of a relatively large dick. Can also destroy other things. Like vaginas and assholes

Wow. Tailor is leaking shit everywhere. Her ass must have seen the dickening last night

Dickening by Old dicker January 11, 2017