Dickweeding

The removal process of the Dickweeds from social media so to heal your brain and eyes from the unbelievable dumb.

FRIEND: What are you up to on this glorious day?

Me: Oh me? I've been busing Dickweeding all day!

by Funny ones September 23, 2016

dickheading around

(Australian Slang) The act of being a dickhead, usually causing inconvenience to others.

Stop dickheading around, we don't have time.

by Blue Socked Llama August 22, 2007

dickyeeting

Taking something useful, and throwing it as far away as possible rendering it completely useless.

I'm not sure why you keep dickyeeting your pen, you still need to write a paper.

by PlatKnight August 22, 2022

Dilweeding

The act of bumming around, being useless in action, and the physical act of stupidity. Usually characterized as someone who is lazy.

"So, where's Chris?"

"I don't know, probably dilweeding around somewhere."

"I hate working with her, she's always dilweeding when she's supposed to be working!"

lazy

by I<3dilweeds June 9, 2009

dickheading

Taking a dick pick angling the camera up towards ones face, covering your head with your dick head. Resulting in an image of a dick with arms.

"Bro my dickheading game is on point today "

by TonyTitan May 2, 2016

Dickbending

One who tries to accomplish something, but fails in a spectacularly idiotic manner.

Guy 1: "Why won't my car start? I think it's broken brah."

Guy 2: "That's cuz you're in park, ya dickbender."

Guy 3: "Damn you're dickbending all over the place man."

by Dennis Bottnem January 1, 2013

Dickwheeling

Driving the same speed as a semi in the next lane

This guy won’t let me pass this semi. He is fucking dickwheeling

by Kinnewu August 26, 2021