dick-cending 

Dick-cending is an expression meaning that a dick, or a dick shape photobombed a picture you have taken.

"omg look there is a dick in my selfie"
"It's dick-cending"

dick-cending by kenny sucks cock May 29, 2017

Dickbending 

One who tries to accomplish something, but fails in a spectacularly idiotic manner.

Guy 1: "Why won't my car start? I think it's broken brah."

Guy 2: "That's cuz you're in park, ya dickbender."

Guy 3: "Damn you're dickbending all over the place man."

Dickbending by Dennis Bottnem January 1, 2013