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Lovemaking 

A kinder and gentler term to be used in place of the word "fucking".
Jerome: "I got sent to the principal's office today for allegedly telling the teacher to fuck that fucking fucker in regards to the principal, but I got in even worse trouble when the principal asked about my comment and I told him that I had actually said to make love to that lovemaking lovemaker. Which one is worse?"
Lovemaking by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

sounds of lovemaking 

similar to the sounds a boot makes when stuck in mud, only wetter
"Can you hear that? That isn't sounds of lovemaking. When they have sex, it sounds like Forrest Gump's Mom humping Optimus Prime while he's transforming."
sounds of lovemaking by TomSelleck February 25, 2010

skinny lovemaking 

When two people love each other but are too shy to show it. But before either one can think about what thier doing they explode into a fiery passion of long awaited lovemaking bringing each of them closer than ever before.
Mark and Rachel had always had a skinny love. Until one day Mark made a move at the perfect moment turning it into skinny lovemaking.

concrete lovemaking 

The act of falling of your skateboard at grave speed hitting concrete / the ground.
I'm going skateboarding hopefully no more 'concrete lovemaking' like last week my skin needs to heal.

Love making 

It’s like sexbut more intimate and meaningful. Not what you find in porn, not something you can fake and has a completely different feeling just sex. The feeling of wanting to equallywanting to please each other out of love.
Guy 1 : I feel no emotion or anything when I fucked Kate it was bland and un meaningful. It’s not love making
Guy 2 : she doesn’t know how to makelove. With my gf I can feel the love and emotion radiating off of her and it’s so intense like when she gets real close and looks me in the eyes.
Love making by 4chanlover May 15, 2019

tender love making 

When a sexy man tenderly makes sweet sweet love to a woman. They caresses each other gently and roughly. The passion of their tender love making creates music so sweet angels would cry.
Baby,when I get home from work, I'm gonna cook you dinner, rip your clothes off, smack that ass and begin the tender love making to you tonight. Tender fucking love.
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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