Dickhanding 

When you inavertably shake someone’s hand after having fondled your balls for a little while.

After all of these questionable moments, I only just realize my superior has been dickhanding me everytime

Dickhanding by The_Dongler69 October 22, 2018

dickheading around 

(Australian Slang) The act of being a dickhead, usually causing inconvenience to others.

Stop dickheading around, we don't have time.

dickheading around by Blue Socked Llama August 22, 2007

dickheading 

Taking a dick pick angling the camera up towards ones face, covering your head with your dick head. Resulting in an image of a dick with arms.

"Bro my dickheading game is on point today "

dickheading by TonyTitan May 2, 2016

A Dickading 

a phrase or word that that had become addicting because someone around you says it frequently

Amanda: Whats up dawg?
Rena: haha not much

later that day

Rena: Where you at dawg?
Tali: Uh, DAWG? Did you pick up a dickading?

A Dickading by RenaLynn420 February 11, 2010

Dicksharding 

The act of inserting glass tubes into the genital chamber of a male or female and proceeding to break the glass while still inside the genitalia. This gives the receiver multiple simultaneous stimulations resulting in an out of body experience.

Tom can't hang out tonight, he and Janey went a little too hard on their last dicksharding session so he's in the emergency room.

Dicksharding by Pat Dow June 2, 2021

Dickbending 

One who tries to accomplish something, but fails in a spectacularly idiotic manner.

Guy 1: "Why won't my car start? I think it's broken brah."

Guy 2: "That's cuz you're in park, ya dickbender."

Guy 3: "Damn you're dickbending all over the place man."

Dickbending by Dennis Bottnem January 1, 2013

Dicktancing 

Refraining from any sexual activity during the Corona Virus Pandemic and to keep safe distance from dicks particularly.

Karen: hey! You seeing Joey tonight ?

Jessica: mmmm nah girl, I told him we need some dicktancing during this rona quarantine!

Dicktancing by Realellie April 7, 2020