Dickbean

The state of being a complete dumbass while also achieving the status of dickhead.

Yeah, especially after he called his dead mother a bitch...fuckin' dickbean.

by alexanderthegreatest June 18, 2011

Dickbean

Baseball: dìk-Beeń: The act of getting the ball thrown intentionally at you. To get hit by a pitch intentionally thrown to hit you.

It seamed like Johnny tried Dickbean
Alex, But he ducked and didn't get hit!

by Exca11 July 5, 2014

dickbeaters

hands (male)

Hey Jimmy, get those dirty dickbeaters of yours off my desk!

by The Sarge November 14, 2003

dickbeater

The hand of one who beats off.

Keep your dickbeaters off of my sandwich.

by lhpdonkey August 20, 2003

Dickbeard

1. Pubic hair.
2. Excessive pubic hair.
3. Pubic hair tailored and groomed to become a sort of long beard.
4. Sticky, cum-slathered pubic hair.

1. My dickbeard is gonna need a trim soon.
2. Damn your dickbeard is messy! Ever comb it?
3. My dickbeard is two feet long, beat that, idiot.
4. My girl had a dickbeard when I got done with her last week!

by Tom Warwick October 25, 2007

dickbent

to be angry or annoyed

in reference to one's penis being abused

"i said ill do it later"
"alright, fine... dont get all dickbent"

by xsonicassassinx July 8, 2006

dicknbeans

dicknbeans :

another word for two scorchingly hot guys joining forces to slay a large quantity of girls at pyramid rock festival. destoying what was a nice box is now a ten month old snack box from kfc.

"looks like dicknbeans are ruining our chances again"

by mutton bop November 19, 2011