dickbear

a person who made a fail or stupid move or idea and went a head with it

Hey we should stop hitler! (dickbear move)
man...matts a major dickbear for hitting on her

by screamingremi,I_boof_Cod January 4, 2011

dickberger

1. When you want a hamburger but only have hotdog buns left you make the meat look like a dick (or hotdog).

2. A word used to insult a very cheap (possibly jewish) friend.

David didnt buy hamburger buns for the party, so Im making him a dickberger with extra cream cheese!

by jonesberger October 9, 2018

Dickhearted

Someone who has a dick where their heart should be. This condition causes one to be mean, inconsiderate, jackassy and unable to empathize with other humans. Currently, no know cure for dickheartedness exists. People with this condition will always be dickhearted assholes no matter what.

Of course Donald Trump hates Mexicans, he's Dickhearted. He has a dick where his heart should be.

by SuckABallYall June 13, 2016

dickbeaters

hands (male)

Hey Jimmy, get those dirty dickbeaters of yours off my desk!

by The Sarge November 14, 2003

Dickboarding

When your girl is Deep throating and you don't release her head till her eyes roll back

She wouldn't give me an opinion on where she wanted to eat so I pinned her down and started dickboarding her. She finally screamed Arby's so I let her go.

by Sprinklesworth January 16, 2016

The Dickbeer Float

Pour beer into the pussy, but be sure to let it saturate...then you fuck the shit out of it until you cum inside(no pull outs!!!!), then have her power pussy(squirt out) the concocktion in your mouth...tastes surprisingly just like a root beer float!

I bet you liked The Dickbeer Float i gave you last night baby...

by Dick Cummings1 May 3, 2008

dickbeater

The hand of one who beats off.

Keep your dickbeaters off of my sandwich.

by lhpdonkey August 20, 2003