dickbant 

banter that is focused around the subject of 'dicks' and other definitions for ones manhood.

"i've seen a whole football teams worth of dick!" is a classic example of dickbant

dickbant by lovekatbby25 October 2, 2009

Dickpants McDaniels 

The name someone acquires when they split their pants in the crotch area while going commando. Also known as DP McDaniels.

Did you see what happened to Jared when he got back back from lunch? He's a real Dickpants McDaniels!!

Dickpants McDaniels by DP McDaniels October 3, 2008

dickbait 

1. one who attracts homosexuals.

Get the fuck off dude, i'm trying to pick up a chick and you're dickbait.

dickbait by Crazedjoker January 24, 2007

Dicklantern 

Noun - a crude dim light used in dark places such as a closet or the driver's seat of a vehicle on long car rides to locate one's belt,zipper,and genitals in order to masturbate. Used when other people are around that you do not want them to know you are masturbating.

Dude, I got so horny on that long car ride that I just had to rub one out. Thank god I had my trusty dicklantern

Dicklantern by Dr.Saltynutz February 18, 2011

dickpants 

skintight jeans commonly worn by 80's rockers and metalheads. Pants are so tight that you can see the dick, hence the name dickpants. Can also be refered to as brokeback pants.

"Hey John, nice jeans man. When the hell did you start wearing dickpants?"

"Went to that Twisted Sister show the other night, can't believe those guys are still wearing dickpants!"

dickpants by devillock July 23, 2006

dickbent 

to be angry or annoyed

in reference to one's penis being abused

"i said ill do it later"
"alright, fine... dont get all dickbent"

dickbent by xsonicassassinx July 8, 2006

Dickbait 

When the guy you've been dating for five years turns out to be gay

Another was such dickbait

Dickbait by Dankpepes4life October 10, 2016