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Dickwaggle

One who is not keen on being straight or cool. Someone of complete and total gayness. A person who you cannot bare to talk to because their homosexuality reminds you of "Elton John and Liberachi sitting in a Hot Pink Cadillac, sucking the filling out of a crispy cream doughnut, while listening to a mix of Elton John's."
Adam: "Dude, did you talk to Andrew about not coming over?"
Sam: "I almost did, but he is just so gay I can't bring myself to speak with him"
Adam: "I know what you mean. He is such a dickwaggle."
Dickwaggle by Sam Hendrickson November 24, 2007

dickbagery 

The act of being a dickbag.
There is dickbagery afoot.
dickbagery by Lunar Waneshaft April 27, 2008
An individual with the personality somewhere between a douchecanoe and a bitchbiscuit.
Used in the amazing video game ‘Emily is away <3’ (three)

Mat: if she did break up with you just to date someone else then she’s a total Dickbagel
dickbagel by ACHAttck14 April 20, 2021

dinkfangler 

people who beleive themselves cool enough to hang out in a store long enough to annoy the staff memebers. these people often overlap the shifts of staff members of the phyiscal store and stay for periods varying from 3-8 hours.
That fake irish guy is such a dinkfangler. what a douche.
dinkfangler by 199123456 February 22, 2008
NOUN
An individual with the personality somewhere between a douchecanoe and a bitchbiscuit
Mathew: I got some CHOICE words locked and loaded
James: Alright thanks, and what are these words?
Mathew:
FUCK
HOMEWRECKER
DICKBAGEL
and thats just to name a few
James: please define dickbagel for me?
Mathew: DICKBAGEL, NOUN
An individual with the personality somewhere between a douchecanoe and a bitchbiscuit
James: You learn something new everyday huh
DICKBAGEL by cheeseuser June 8, 2021

dickbagetry

Study of being a dick bag/scumbag

Velocity at which dick enters and exits
Hey you see Nick Myers over there he majors in dickbagetry
dickbagetry by T.Murray November 12, 2007