people who beleive themselves cool enough to hang out in a store long enough to annoy the staff memebers. these people often overlap the shifts of staff members of the phyiscal store and stay for periods varying from 3-8 hours.

That fake irish guy is such a dinkfangler. what a douche.

dinkfangler by 199123456 February 22, 2008

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DICKBAGEL

NOUN
An individual with the personality somewhere between a douchecanoe and a bitchbiscuit

Mathew: I got some CHOICE words locked and loaded
James: Alright thanks, and what are these words?
Mathew:
FUCK
HOMEWRECKER
DICKBAGEL
and thats just to name a few
James: please define dickbagel for me?
Mathew: DICKBAGEL, NOUN
An individual with the personality somewhere between a douchecanoe and a bitchbiscuit
James: You learn something new everyday huh

DICKBAGEL by cheeseuser June 8, 2021

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dickbagetry

Study of being a dick bag/scumbag

Velocity at which dick enters and exits

Hey you see Nick Myers over there he majors in dickbagetry

dickbagetry by T.Murray November 12, 2007

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Dickwrangler

Someone who enjoys touching, pleasuring and anything else associated with dicks.

Denholm: I really fancy a hot dog right about now.
Jonathan: Stop using euphemisms you dickwrangler! Just go and wrangle Kieran's dick. Gosh.

Dickwrangler by tinytonk10 July 13, 2011

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