Dickatron 

A practical joke in which one wipes ones willy on someone in the middle of the dance floor, with out them knowing....

'Oi mate, I am about to 'dickatron' carl'
'Yeah do it hahaha'

Dickatron by MC Fr3dz4 j4y May 15, 2014

dicktionary 

A dictionary, but with dicks in it, so your standard high school dictionary.

teacher: if you want, you can get a dictionary from over there.
student: dicktionary.
teacher: what did you say?
student: dicktionary.

dicktionary by maybe the nobody December 1, 2020

Urban Dicktionary 

What urban dictionary should be renamed to, as most of the site's definitions directly pertain to or allude to sexual affairs.

My parents never gave me a talk about the birds and the bees, so I went on urbandictionary.com instead.

Urban Dicktionary by Katsu March 25, 2005

dicktionary 

Pronounced: DICKtionary

A dictionary used for looking up curse words or dirty words.

Urban Dictionary is considered a dicktionary.

dicktionary by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 December 8, 2013

dickton 

Dickton is a metric unit or measurement. This unit is typically applied to things on a massive scale. It is smaller than a Fuckton but quite a bit larger than a Shitload.

I have a Dickton of shit to do at work before I can meet with the young Filipino sex slaves.

dickton by robopath January 10, 2009

Dickathlon

Similar to a decathlon in that there are a series of events.. except the events involved include riding dick & the point system is calculated by the amount of orgasms on both ends.

Trish, “Omg Vicky I haven’t worked out in forever.. idk if I’ll be able to keep up with the 5k tomorrow”

Vicky, “Trish! Didn’t you just tell me you completed a Dickathlon this weekend?? I am sure you are ready!”

Trish, “Oh yeah I forgot about that! I did out score Brandon at the Dickathlon! I am totally ready!”

Dickathlon by Wolfany September 27, 2020

Dicktron 

The planet where all the deluded and dumb- ass scientologists will go to when all the little green ass holes exerminate us.

Tom Cruise lived happily ever after on the planet, Dicktron.

Dicktron by Jack De October 18, 2008