36 definitions by Jack De
When someone wants to call someone else a 'dick' but their crappy Pakistani accent makes them sound like 'Dek!'
by Jack De August 31, 2008
The act of doing something purely because you can, or doing something that is of no benefit- maybe even a hinderance to the lives of others.
Guy 1: What idiot threw those shoes on the wire?
Guy 2: That's Shoe on a wire!!
Guy 1: Why would he do that?
Guy 2: I said, he loves doing something purely because he can!
Guy 1: oh!!!
Guy 2: That's Shoe on a wire!!
Guy 1: Why would he do that?
Guy 2: I said, he loves doing something purely because he can!
Guy 1: oh!!!
by Jack De August 14, 2008
The new fragrance for men. People who wear this cologne are known for their perfectly sculpted mullets which they spend two and a half hours on every morning.
Guy 1: Wow! You smell nice!
Guy 2: It is my new fragrance for men- Poofterbogan.
Guy 1: I also like your mullet.
Guy 2: It is my new fragrance for men- Poofterbogan.
Guy 1: I also like your mullet.
by Jack De April 13, 2008
-Phantom Turd
When you go do the bathroom to do a number 2, and when you think you've done it.... but there is nothing floating in the water.
A synonym of this word can be Poodini.
When you go do the bathroom to do a number 2, and when you think you've done it.... but there is nothing floating in the water.
A synonym of this word can be Poodini.
by Jack De August 31, 2008
Some one who is named Fred and puts a 'K' in front of his name to give himself the idea of individuality. Ha Ha Ha.
by Jack De August 28, 2008
by Jack De April 13, 2008
A hired service upon where someone has an incredible fly/ flying insect problem. These people are of course too lazy and hire a SWAT Team to remove the local infestation from the confines of their own home.
by Jack De August 9, 2008