36 definitions by Jack De

1
A man, woman or thing that has balls that sag to it's knees.
Guy 1: Look, at my balls! They're sagging!
Guy 2: Damn! You are Sagallicious!
by Jack De April 12, 2008
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-Phantom Turd
When you go do the bathroom to do a number 2, and when you think you've done it.... but there is nothing floating in the water.

A synonym of this word can be Poodini.
He went to the bathroom and did a Phanturd.
by Jack De August 30, 2008
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The new fragrance for men. People who wear this cologne are known for their perfectly sculpted mullets which they spend two and a half hours on every morning.
Guy 1: Wow! You smell nice!
Guy 2: It is my new fragrance for men- Poofterbogan.
Guy 1: I also like your mullet.
by Jack De April 12, 2008
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Someone who follows a complete bull shit religion, which was invented by a povvo science fiction writer who bet his friend that he "could make more money if he made up his own Religion". This is probably the most hated group of people in the world because they believe that some little green assholes are gonna come down to earth for no explanatory reson and exterminate us. Except for the (loser) deluded few that actually believe this shit is gonna happen who will be saved and have many alien- human hybrid freaks. Oh, and they take people's money.
The Aliens allowed Tom Cruise into the planet of Dicktron because he was a scientologist, and the rest of us are screwed.
by Jack De August 30, 2008
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Someone who follows a complete bull shit religion, which was invented by a povvo science fiction writer who bet his friend that he "could make more money if he made up his own Religion". This is probably the most hated group of people in the world because they believe that some little green assholes are gonna come down to earth for no explanatory reson and exterminate us. Except for the (loser) deluded few that actually believe this shit is gonna happen who will be saved and have many alien- human hybrid freaks. Oh, and they take people's money.
The Aliens allowed Tom Cruise into the planet of Dicktron because he was a scientologist, and the rest of us are screwed.
by Jack De August 30, 2008
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A phrase used by someone who wants to emphasise the gayness of gays.
Gay Guy 1: Shut Up!
Straight guy 1: Mate, all Gays are Gay!
Gay Guy 2: No shit Sherlock!
by Jack De August 30, 2008
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When someone who is way too lazy, wants to clean his fish, just shoves it in the dishwasher.
Mom 1: (In ridiculous nagging voice) George! Clean, your fish!
Son 1: Fine, I'll chuck it in the Fish washer!
Mom 1: What's a fishwasher?
by Jack De August 08, 2008
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