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Dickroids 

Small blue capsule with the word Pfizer written across it. Available in 25, 50 and 100 mg doses. It's designed to cure erectyle dysfunction but mostly gives you a wicked ass headache.
Scott: "Oh...hey, usually people call before they come over but what's up? What do you want?"
Andrew: "well...you know...I'm meeting Lebron...I need some blue pill."
Scott: "Blue Pill?"
Andrew: "Yeah, you know dickroids?"
Scott: "For the thirteenth time Andrew, they cost me $50 for a pack of four, I can't keep giving them away you know."
Andrew: "Yeah, but you're not using them."
Scott: "Thanks jerk. But one day I will. I'm just in a dry spell right now. And these dickroids will break me out of my slump. I can't just give them away."
Andrew: "You are so messed up, dude."
Dickroids by Aaslimshad December 9, 2008

dickaholism 

The disease that some girls seem to have, being sluts. They like the dick a little too much.
Guy 1: "Dude this girl totally has dickaholism. She's always up in my junk."

Guy 2: "Why are you complaining? She wants your cock."
dickaholism by ProfessorOak January 7, 2009

Dicktron 

The planet where all the deluded and dumb- ass scientologists will go to when all the little green ass holes exerminate us.
Dicktron by Jack De October 18, 2008

dicktroit 

Another name for the shittiest city in the United States. It has the worst people living in it and sky high taxes.
Man 1: Shit, I have to go to Dicktroit this sucks!
Man 2: You mean Detroit.
Man 1: Shut up Ron.
dicktroit by Big Goody June 14, 2020

dickaroo 

Australian slang for fucking someones brains out, or giving them a sweet hunk of dick.
Dean is such a butt fag. I'll give him the old dickaroo because I know he loves that Ausi cock mate. Eat my cock bitch!!! Cheerio mate!
dickaroo by Stevo Ausibalz November 24, 2007

Dickarang 

When you give a girl the dick so good that she comes back for more.
Male 1: Hey man, did you smash that girl last night?
Male 2:Yea man, I gave her the dickarang. She'll be back tomorrow.
Dickarang by Mastamind October 15, 2012