When you haven't had sex in a while and you sleep with a guy and think he's really good in bed, but it judt seemed way better than it was cause you were so horny.
I thoughtGrant was a really good lay, turns out he's meh, at best. I dick tricked myself cause I was too horny.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.