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Dick-tricked 

When a guy claims he's hung but when he pulls down his pants, he's average or less.
Christof dick-tricked me. He said he's packin' 8 inches, but he only pulled out 6.
Dick-tricked by Ardias February 7, 2024
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Dick tricked

When you haven't had sex in a while and you sleep with a guy and think he's really good in bed, but it judt seemed way better than it was cause you were so horny.
I thought Grant was a really good lay, turns out he's meh, at best. I dick tricked myself cause I was too horny.
Dick tricked by MsHahLee November 15, 2021

dick tricked

When a guy thinks he had sex with a chick, but discovers he was with a pre op tranny.
Dude thought he took a hottie home from the bar but he got dick tricked.
dick tricked by Rynesdad1 April 6, 2016

Tricked My Dick 

Tricked my Dick is an expression used by a male when a woman has fooled him into believing she will have sex with her.
"So how'd it go with Annie last night?" "NOTHING HAPPENED! She Tricked my Dick!!"
Tricked My Dick by SecretSanta;) October 10, 2011

dicktracked 

verb; to be distracted by the opportunity or presence of penis.
"Liz was dicktracked by the prospect of the black pizza man's cock, so she held off on doing her work to service him sexually."

dicktricked 

When one is lured into something using sexual means but then ends up with nothing.
"I came here because there were hot chicks in the ad but all I see are grumpy old men."

"lmao, u got dicktricked."
dicktricked by haohao December 10, 2016
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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