Definitions by Ardias

frith 

Acronym for Fucked Royally In The Head. It means somebody who has been so misled and misinformed that they can no longer think reasonably.

Jamie has been watching so many conspiracy theory shows that she will believe anything now. She is so frith.

frith by Ardias June 30, 2024

bitchilante 

A person who is mean only to those who deserve it.

Jodi took it out on Christof like a bitchilante on a mission. He was a real jerk to her, so he had it coming.

bitchilante by Ardias February 20, 2024

overdosed on fukitol 

To be so overwhelmed by depression, horrible events, overworked, and family that one just wants to end it all. To be so stressed that one either wants to run away from these problems or unalive themselves.

Jane: Amy was so depressed about losing her job, girlfriend, and her house that she overdosed on fukitol.
Bill: Omigod! And all this time, I thought she was okay.
Jane: She was smiling through the pain. Her funeral is next Saturday.
Bill: I am going to miss her.

overdosed on fukitol by Ardias February 15, 2024

Dick-tricked 

When a guy claims he's hung but when he pulls down his pants, he's average or less.

Christof dick-tricked me. He said he's packin' 8 inches, but he only pulled out 6.

Dick-tricked by Ardias February 7, 2024

all internal

Porn category where all cumshots occur inside a body cavity, such as vagina, mouth, or anus. As opposed to an external cum shot, which is on tits, butt cheek, face, or belly.

Wow. That reverse-gangbang scene was all internal. Each time he came, he was deep inside some ho.

all internal by Ardias July 3, 2023

Groom of the Stool 

The Groom of the Stool helped a king with toiletry, excrement, and other messy bodily functions. This was simultaneously one of the most repugnant and sought-after duties in the English royal castle. The Groom of the Stool was well-paid to keep the king's secrets. Although the duties were literally wiping shit off the king, the position was not considered a lowly one. The Groom of the Stool could pass secret messages to and from the king. One word from the Groom of the Stool was enough to change the fortunes of anyone in the royal court. He could act as a gatekeeper to grant access to the king in private.

H. R. Haldeman was chief of staff in the Nixon white house. He was a Groom of the Stool in that he kept Nixon's secrets and did some of his dirty work.

That chief of staff we hired last month is a real Groom of the Stool. He spends all his time cleaning up after the CEO and knows the secrets of every director. Never cross him or your ass is out the door.

Groom of the Stool by Ardias November 16, 2022