Laptop slammer

The extremely dirty porn you watch to get off, that immediately fills you with shame after orgasm, so you slam your laptop shut.

Term can also be used for the exta dirty sexual acts that occur during the heat of the moment, but you know it's not something you want to discuss after you cum.

Going through a dry spell and my searches are devolving to constant laptop slammer.

by MsHahLee November 20, 2019

Blove

Blove is the mash up of bloody love. The act of "blove making" refers to intercourse during a woman's period.

My girlfriend is on her period this week. I guess I'm in for some blove making.

by MsHahLee March 13, 2014

Dick tricked

When you haven't had sex in a while and you sleep with a guy and think he's really good in bed, but it judt seemed way better than it was cause you were so horny.

I thought Grant was a really good lay, turns out he's meh, at best. I dick tricked myself cause I was too horny.

by MsHahLee November 15, 2021

The old U Turn

When a man is heading down a womans body to give her oral pleasure and discovers a bad scent and starts making his way back up.

I was with this chick on Tuesday, kissing her stomach about to go down on her and smelled a stinky puss. I did the old U Turn, what else could I do?

by MsHahLee August 09, 2014

Meat sauce

Men's chest hair. Specifically a term used ro describe chest hair when you like it.

Terell was wearing a button down that was showing off his meat sauce.

by MsHahLee September 09, 2022